Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[lightning]

Originally Posted by RubyCamaro

Sounds like you had a little Camaro therapy! Yeah, I bet he has a bad case of permagrin now. Only treatment is his own Camaro. The more old farts, the merrier. We need to get all medical areas covered so we can just treat each other as we become,........uh, more experienced, Yeah that's it. I have the Mental Health area covered.

Camaro therapy. Good for what ails ya. Can we bottle that stuff?

LBM dumpling, keep us up to date on Axel, OK?

[Mr Twisty]

REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter.

[Mr Twisty]

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings and beer.
Don't block the tv.

[RubyCamaro]

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings and beer.
Don't block the tv.

LOL for real, so funny because it is so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by RubyCamaro

Sounds like you had a little Camaro therapy! Yeah, I bet he has a bad case of permagrin now. Only treatment is his own Camaro. The more old farts, the merrier. We need to get all medical areas covered so we can just treat each other as we become,........uh, more experienced, Yeah that's it. I have the Mental Health area covered.

OK, on the Old Farts Thread in the Medical corner we have:

RubyCamaro - a mentalist who specializes in Camaro-therapy
LBM - the tattooed apothecarybtw, what the hell is a seahawk, lol)
Remdds (aka Doc) - the tooth tugger brewmeister
Dianeokie - the foodie who's developed a new strain of okra that can be eaten, used as a hand sanitizer or an automotive fuel additive.


And in the Geeks corner we have:

NoUCantYesICan serving up sequels
RjDapilmoto with lans, wans, vermicelli-like cables and dingle dongles (I like the word "dongle")
GearHeadPete - you willin' to fess up to anything?
HotRodSally who'll urge, beg or nag you to death about condomizing your computer


And in the Transportation and Home Security corner we have:

Lightning - former flyer, scout leader, ready to answer the call of Chaperone at the drop of a hat, bon vivant and all-around Man-about-town
Mr Twisty (aka MC69) - transportation specialist and bad a$$ butt kicker and romance writer (see below)


And in the Materials Corner we have:

CC Performance - (aka "wires'n'fires") hummin' tunes and keeping that spark alive


DANG!!!! This is Starting to Sound like the A-Team!!


Did I miss anyone (I'm sure I did). Please add yourself to the list.


PS: Lightning and I are still looking for Quantum Physics guru with a sub-specialty in aeronautical engineering (and a little basket weaving doesn't hurt). Lighting has the Intersellar Overdrive working and I've got a the Integrated Cloaking Device (ICD) protoyped but they ain't tallking to each other - a least not very nicely .


Disclaimer:

This was meant in fun and I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings and beer.
Don't block the tv.

My Dear Mr.Twisty! I had no idea you were such a romantic! I have to add that to my other list!

[lawman007]

Well it is all how you look at the thing. Do you call it water, H2O, vapor, steam, or Hydrogen Dioxide? Well I guess I am an old fart but no one ever calls me one. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff, one of the reasons I got the Camaro. I figure I can always wrap it around a telephone pole before they want it back. I've had several cars but only this was really fun. The '72 Nova was close.

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lawman007

Well it is all how you look at the thing. Do you call it water, H2O, vapor, steam, or Hydrogen Dioxide? Well I guess I am an old fart but no one ever calls me one. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff, one of the reasons I got the Camaro. I figure I can always wrap it around a telephone pole before they want it back. I've had several cars but only this was really fun. The '72 Nova was close.

Welcome to the Old Farts Thread and Thank you for your service. Sorry the welcoming committee is so lean tonight. I think most every one else has gone to bed

HotRod

[lightning]

Originally Posted by lawman007

Well it is all how you look at the thing. Do you call it water, H2O, vapor, steam, or Hydrogen Dioxide? Well I guess I am an old fart but no one ever calls me one. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff, one of the reasons I got the Camaro. I figure I can always wrap it around a telephone pole before they want it back. I've had several cars but only this was really fun. The '72 Nova was close.

Welcome lawman. Be careful. The women in here can be a little bit lawless! And we love them for it!

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

Welcome lawman. Be careful. The women in here can be a little bit lawless! And we love them for it!

Howdy Sheriff

[remdds]

Lawman007: Welcome. The girls here bite, but with some its just dentures.

[remdds]

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
Did all that and now I'm broke, or rather she has all the $$$.
AND when she showed up naked.
Brought me chicken wings and beer, and
Didn't block the tv... she kept the remote.
Now broke, not hungry or thursty... but I'm having to watch soap operas.

[remdds]

[QUOTE=hotrodsally;3655724]OK, on the Old Farts Thread in the Medical corner we have:

RubyCamaro - a mentalist who specializes in Camaro-therapy
LBM - the tattooed apothecarybtw, what the hell is a seahawk, lol)
Remdds (aka Doc) - the tooth tugger brewmeister and night owl
Dianeokie - the foodie who's developed a new strain of okra that can be eaten, used as a hand sanitizer or an automotive fuel additive./QUOTE]

[Ladybugsmom]

Tattooed Apothecary... I like it!

Talked to the vet tonight.... Axel's lump is cancerous, but the samples taken aren't giving enough info. Vet suspects it's just something low grade, but isn't sure. She's gonna call me in the morning with options and estimates on the cost. At this point, we can A) do a better biopsy to figure out how aggressive the cancer is, then go back and do surgery, or B) go for surgical removal now, hope she gets it all, then test what was removed. First option will obviously be more expensive because it's two procedures. Second option runs the risk of not getting the whole tumor, and if it's an aggressive tumor, possibly have recurrence.
Sigh..... I don't know.... He's only 6 years old. I love my pets, but I also don't want to go broke over a dog.....
This has me up with an upset tummy at 1am. Plus, my cats were fighting under my bed. Pets - they're as bad as kids....