It's true that there's an app for everything...

Needs Exhaust! · 08-20-2011, 08:44 AM

Introducing Apples Itoke, available in states which legalized marijuana!

"Cupertino, CA — If you thought Apple’s customers were smiling before, wait till you see them now.

Beating all competitors into states and territories where pot has been legalized, Apple has launched iToke — for the perfect “Apple-designed high.”
iToke looks like a small pipe, but that’s where the similarities end. Its built-in USB connector serves as both a power source for the internal ignition coils and direct pathway to your lungs. So you can enjoy instant-on reefer throughout the day — up to seven hours smoke time on a single charge.
iToke is part of a new ecosystem, what Apple is calling a “walled ghanja garden.” Apple controls both the hardware and the cannabis, to ensure the highest-quality highs.

iToke accepts only Apple-made iWeed, which comes in packs of 10 pre-rolled, paperless sticks that fit perfectly into iToke.

No more need to “roll your own” or be ridiculed by your friends for botching a joint. iToke automates the process so you can concentrate on what’s really important: getting high as a kite.

The inside word is that Apple engineers insisted on testing iToke more intensely than any product in Apple history. It was considered an honor to be invited to one of the engineers’ many “testing parties.”

“That explains why iPhone 5 will be six months late,” said our source.
iToke is available at the Apple Store for $79. iWeed is available by the 10-pack for $39.99, or on a subscription basis for $29.99/week with a two-year commitment"

Camarowguy · 08-20-2011, 10:31 AM

WTF?

JHL88 · 08-21-2011, 03:07 PM

lol.

PoorMansCamaro · 08-21-2011, 03:31 PM

too bad it's not real. lol

Needs Exhaust! · 08-21-2011, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brettzel

Hate to tell you, but that's not an app.

And... Its not real

Hate to tell you but your statement is redundent...

And...It's saying the same thing twice

2ndgenz28 · 08-22-2011, 10:33 AM

Unless a hand is gonna pop out and jerk me off, there isn't an app for everything

2ndgenz28 · 08-22-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

too bad it's not real. lol

"Its built-in USB connector serves as both a power source for the internal ignition coils and direct pathway to your lungs."

That line right there is what ruined it, cause in only 1 day it would be clogged with resin and shortin out. Must of been writen by a square [ ]

edgar3 · 08-22-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

Unless a hand is gonna pop out and jerk me off, there isn't an app for everything

you'll let a brutha know if you find an app for this?

Apex Paul · 08-22-2011, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgar3

you'll let a brutha know if you find an app for this?

Your license plate has never been more appropriate than this moment.

08-20-2011, 08:44 AM	#1
Needs Exhaust! Drives: 2011 2SS/RS, 2008 XLR-V Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: In my car!! Posts: 227	It's true that there's an app for everything... Introducing Apples Itoke, available in states which legalized marijuana! "Cupertino, CA — If you thought Apple’s customers were smiling before, wait till you see them now. Beating all competitors into states and territories where pot has been legalized, Apple has launched iToke — for the perfect “Apple-designed high.” iToke looks like a small pipe, but that’s where the similarities end. Its built-in USB connector serves as both a power source for the internal ignition coils and direct pathway to your lungs. So you can enjoy instant-on reefer throughout the day — up to seven hours smoke time on a single charge. iToke is part of a new ecosystem, what Apple is calling a “walled ghanja garden.” Apple controls both the hardware and the cannabis, to ensure the highest-quality highs. iToke accepts only Apple-made iWeed, which comes in packs of 10 pre-rolled, paperless sticks that fit perfectly into iToke. No more need to “roll your own” or be ridiculed by your friends for botching a joint. iToke automates the process so you can concentrate on what’s really important: getting high as a kite. The inside word is that Apple engineers insisted on testing iToke more intensely than any product in Apple history. It was considered an honor to be invited to one of the engineers’ many “testing parties.” “That explains why iPhone 5 will be six months late,” said our source. iToke is available at the Apple Store for $79. iWeed is available by the 10-pack for $39.99, or on a subscription basis for $29.99/week with a two-year commitment"

08-20-2011, 10:31 AM	#2
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08-21-2011, 03:07 PM	#3
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08-21-2011, 03:31 PM	#4
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,226	too bad it's not real. lol __________________

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