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Old 06-06-2011, 12:28 AM   #19979
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I guess he could quiz her to find out.
Well he should also quiz her about orcs and balrogs if we're on the topic of "ways to not get laid"
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:29 AM   #19980
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Yeah, that whole "growing a beard" thing...forget about it if you want to land a chick.
Sorry, the beard is almost ready for kindergarten. Can't abort it now. Republicans will kill me in my sleep.

Then again.. you're 30 and still single. So maybe the whole 'growing a face' thing is the real root of the problem.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:36 AM   #19981
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Sorry, the beard is almost ready for kindergarten. Can't abort it now. Republicans will kill me in my sleep.

Then again.. you're 30 and still single. So maybe the whole 'growing a face' thing is the real root of the problem.
I'm 30 with a smokin hot ladyfriend. Believe me, the beard would kill it. Ask me how I know.

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On second thought, b*tches love DAT BEARD



Four in a row.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:52 AM   #19982
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On second thought, b*tches love DAT BEARD


in my experience.... its not the beard they hate.... just what's behind it
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:56 AM   #19983
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-Reviews the Brandotron's 'Anti Beard' case-

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in my experience.... its not the beard they hate.... just what's behind it
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Old 06-06-2011, 01:14 AM   #19984
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The stuff bitches make us do, just drove down to Columbus to talk to the girl all the way from Cincinnati because she was getting pissed about me going home to study for finals this weekend. I swear this better end with some nookie, cause I wanna drive back happy.
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Old 06-06-2011, 01:24 AM   #19985
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The stuff bitches make us do, just drove down to Columbus to talk to the girl all the way from Cincinnati because she was getting pissed about me going home to study for finals this weekend. I swear this better end with some nookie, cause I wanna drive back happy.
Isn't it super late in your timezone? That sounds like a booty call to me.
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Old 06-06-2011, 01:29 AM   #19986
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Isn't it super late in your timezone? That sounds like a booty call to me.
It's 1:30 AM right now, she was about to break up over some stuff so I headed to Columbus to calm her ass down she's just really stressed about her finals so I get it. I hope to turn it into a booty call, I'm still waiting in front of her dorm for her to get out of the shower.
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Old 06-06-2011, 01:32 AM   #19987
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It's 1:30 AM right now, she was about to break up over some stuff so I headed to Columbus to calm her ass down she's just really stressed about her finals so I get it. I hope to turn it into a booty call, I'm still waiting in front of her dorm for her to get out of the shower.
Good old finals time. My chick is a nursing student and she's stressing too.


Still haven't seen pics of your girl yet!
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Old 06-06-2011, 01:34 AM   #19988
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Good old finals time. My chick is a nursing student and she's stressing too.


Still haven't seen pics of your ladyfriend yet!
F*ck finals man... I don't plan on posting them because I don't want to do it without her permission, just me being nice (I can be every now and then) and if I do tell her I don't need her seeing the whole "got beat by a girl in a mustang " I'll never hear the end of it, when I say NEVER I mean it
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Old 06-06-2011, 01:35 AM   #19989
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F*ck finals man... I don't plan on posting them because I don't want to do it without her permission, just me being nice (I can be every now and then) and if I do tell her I don't need her seeing the whole "got beat by a girl in a mustang " I'll never hear the end of it, when I say NEVER I mean it
Haha, you'll already never hear the end of it here
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Haha, you'll already never hear the end of it here
NO WAY you guys haven't mentioned it at all!!! Maybe I'll try telling her tonight if it works out. If she was my friend on facebook, no prob I'd just take a pic from there and post it but she isn't

Bitches here alert, talk to you later man.

Headed back to Cincinnati.

Four in a row, with that good night.
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Old 06-06-2011, 08:23 AM   #19991
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Old 06-06-2011, 08:33 AM   #19992
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lol thats mr. hoe to you my dear......how was your weekend
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