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Old 12-19-2010, 10:54 PM   #15
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The International Council of Man Laws.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
I must appeal this one. She's not as hot as everyone thinks - especially when she talks (like most women). I'd replace her with Kristen Bell or the chick from Mythbusters. Either one that would be good at a fancy restaurant and at a bar -OR- one that's good at building stuff and blowing it up.
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Old 12-19-2010, 11:39 PM   #16
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One of my man laws is, "No man toy shall be sold unless it is sold to buy another man toy."
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:25 AM   #17
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Old 12-20-2010, 09:43 AM   #18
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Sorry 2b needs to be changed to someone else.

Angelina is not so spectacular anymore. Rather it said Scarlett Johanson or along those lines.
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Old 12-20-2010, 09:50 AM   #19
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So, does this mean that it's OK to carry a murse? Possibly an oversite?
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:25 PM   #20
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So, does this mean that it's OK to carry a murse? Possibly an oversite?
When the laws were written the notion of a man-purse was inconceivable, that is why it is absent from the list
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:31 PM   #21
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I must appeal this one. She's not as hot as everyone thinks - especially when she talks (like most women). I'd replace her with Kristen Bell or the chick from Mythbusters. Either one that would be good at a fancy restaurant and at a bar -OR- one that's good at building stuff and blowing it up.

I vote Megan Fox
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:51 PM   #22
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I guess according to this I have guts!
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Old 12-20-2010, 01:04 PM   #23
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Old 12-20-2010, 01:13 PM   #24
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:01 PM   #25
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Old 12-20-2010, 04:48 PM   #26
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So, does this mean that it's OK to carry a murse? Possibly an oversite?
I am a male nurse sometimes refered to as a murse- No it is not alright to carry me. Unless it is out of a burning building and I'm knocked out. Otherwise this is likely to lead to bodily harm. It is not OK to carry a man purse either. Reach in there and pull your man card Sally. I have a shredder.
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Old 12-20-2010, 04:53 PM   #27
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Good news! I'm all for big gym bags that say things like "Nike" or "Reebok"! BTW, I can't think of a situation when I'd be carrying a man-nurse either.
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Old 12-21-2010, 09:46 AM   #28
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