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Old 11-04-2010, 07:07 PM   #12923
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I am so gentle.....
Last time I heard a woman say that I woke up with a concussion and 3 broken ribs
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:11 PM   #12924
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So Lightning,

What did you do to get your nose stuck in the corner in the first place... I'm not sure if I wanna push the envelope and see what happens, or avoid the trouble.... It has been a very very long time since a woman told me to stick my nose in the corner, in fact, it was well before Joanne was born, so that could increase the interest point...

Last time it was something like, "young man, go stick your nose in the corner."

This time.... "old man, old fart, old dude, etc... take your cane and go stick your nose into the corner, if that nose will fit....
I accused her of stealing the batteries outta my hearing aids. So she tol' me to behave. I'm a'skeerd of her. She's got leather an whips an stuff. Wait a minute... that sounds kinda fun. Hey Sug, can we start over?
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:12 PM   #12925
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I accused her of stealing the batteries outta my hearing aids. So she tol' me to behave. I'm a'skeerd of her. She's got leather an whips an stuff. Wait a minute... that sounds kinda fun. Hey Sug, can we start over?


I hear she has a cute little wench outfit too

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Old 11-04-2010, 07:12 PM   #12926
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Last time I heard a woman say that I woke up with a concussion and 3 broken ribs
Um.....no lucky streak for you, huh?
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:17 PM   #12927
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I accused her of stealing the batteries outta my hearing aids. So she tol' me to behave. I'm a'skeerd of her. She's got leather an whips an stuff. Wait a minute... that sounds kinda fun. Hey Sug, can we start over?
Ut oh Joanne I think they're on to you!
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:18 PM   #12928
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:19 PM   #12929
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Um.....no lucky streak for you, huh?
I wouldn't say it was unlucky... actually it was a lot of fun right up to the point I passed out
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:19 PM   #12930
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(and a wedding ring)
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:26 PM   #12931
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I accused her of stealing the batteries outta my hearing aids. So she tol' me to behave. I'm a'skeerd of her. She's got leather an whips an stuff. Wait a minute... that sounds kinda fun. Hey Sug, can we start over?
-------------> corner!!!
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I hear she has a cute little wench outfit too
Heard or seen?
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Ut oh Joanne I think they're on to you!
Oh please...I walk faster than they do...
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:28 PM   #12932
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-------------> corner!!!

Heard or seen?

Oh please...I walk faster than they do...
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:31 PM   #12933
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-------------> corner!!!

Heard or seen?

Oh please...I walk faster than they do...
Seen
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:35 PM   #12934
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OMG! Did you really, Mike? Thank you....I'll take that as a compliment!
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:40 PM   #12935
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OMG! Did you really, Mike? Thank you....I'll take that as a compliment!
The Halloween photo's of you and your possey.... VERY nice!
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:42 PM   #12936
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I'll pull it if you want me to, but... this one

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