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Old 09-30-2010, 07:27 PM   #12461
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WHAT????????? No vanity plates? They're missing a big money making opportunity. Where is their governmental bureaucratic greed?

I have to tell a little story: Yesterday I fell and split my forehead open just above my left eye. When I got to my Intermediate Accounting class Wednesday morning the instructor looked at me and said, "What the h happened to you?" So I had to tell the whole class my little story. By the time I finished everyone was laughing their little behinds off. That's when the instructor told this story:

Some years ago, in July she and her family were gathered on the front lawn doing fireworks. She and her sister were sitting on the curb lighting those spinning firework thingies and tossing them into the street. Then they'd shake the match to put it out and drop it into the gutter. Well, at one point her sister got mixed up which hand had which item in it.... she tossed the match into the street and shook the firework thingie. Suddenly it started spinning and she shrieked and flung it. It spun right into the leg opening of the shorts my instructor was wearing. Well, what do you do when you've got something super hot in your pants? YOU GET THEM OFF! She said those shorts were off in record time. There she was hopping around on the front lawn slapping her (literally) smoking hot Victoria's Secrets. All the while her sister was laughing her a## off. They were apparently a cotton and synthetic blend cuz they partially melted onto her butt. She ended up with a fairly serious blister/burn on her leg and behind.

I asked her if we could do a re-enactment, video it and send it to America's Funniest Home Video's. We'd win for sure!
WOW! What a story!!

Gee! I hope she was alright after that?
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Old 09-30-2010, 07:27 PM   #12462
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Hey, don't say that. I highly resemble the one on the left!
Hee hee!!!
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Old 09-30-2010, 09:39 PM   #12463
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Have fun!!! ...............
Thanks SnS!!! We are in the room watching OSU vs Texas A&M.
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Old 09-30-2010, 09:57 PM   #12464
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I'm a Longhorn and I have an Aggie Joke !
hehe...

An Aggie moved from Texas to Oklahoma and raised the IQ average in both states!

Ducks at all the Okies out there too!

Now shut up and get some sleep, tomorrow is DRIVE DAY!
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:01 PM   #12465
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hehe...

An Aggie moved from Texas to Oklahoma and raised the IQ average in both states!

Ducks at all the Okies out there too!

Now shut up and get some sleep, tomorrow is DRIVE DAY!


Good one!!!
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:56 PM   #12466
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WOW! What a story!!

Gee! I hope she was alright after that?
Ummmm, yeah she's fine. Thanks for asking......
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:00 PM   #12467
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Ummmm, yeah she's fine. Thanks for asking......
No problem!
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:02 PM   #12468
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hehe...

An Aggie moved from Texas to Oklahoma and raised the IQ average in both states!

Ducks at all the Okies out there too!

Now shut up and get some sleep, tomorrow is DRIVE DAY!
A Longhorn stopped his pickup to give a ride to 3 Okies who were hitch-hiking. The 3 Okies hopped into the back of the pickup. They came to a bridge over a small creek. Halfway across the bridge collapsed. The three Okies drowned.... they couldn't get the tailgate down.

Hook 'em Horns!
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:16 PM   #12469
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OMG!!! I love it!!!!!

Unfortunately, we can't have vanity plates here...:(
why not, Jo?
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why not, Jo?
It's just a law...:(....
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:15 PM   #12471
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It's just a law...:(....
Silly law if you ask me.
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:42 PM   #12472
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Silly law if you ask me.
Yes, welcome to Quebec, where there are many of those!:(
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Old 10-02-2010, 04:09 PM   #12473
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Yes, welcome to Quebec, where there are many of those!:(
Well, you're not special in that regard. We've got some pretty dumb stuff of our own, don't get me started.
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