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Your Mom is like a bad internet connection: she's always down and everyone's trying to get on.
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Yo momma's so nasty she made right guard turn left
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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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Your mama is SO BIG that I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas.
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PowerStroke this Ford boy
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Has a penis
And I am drunk....lol
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yeah.... took you how long to get as many posts as mine?
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SS Shotgun Ride?!??! :-)
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Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
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yo momma so dirty she had to sneak up on the bathwater
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Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
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your mom goes to college.
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Your Mom is so fat she has two zip codes.
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