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How things work in the world...
Young Greg moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad News, the donkey died.' Greg replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Greg said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Greg said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Greg said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Greg and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Greg said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain that the donkey was dead?' Greg said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
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12-14-2008, 08:28 PM
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haha that's great
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12-14-2008, 09:22 PM
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haha so true so true but his wouldn't his profit by 898 cause of the 100 from before he spent? or am i overthinking this(long day of homework)
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12-14-2008, 10:10 PM
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was that young Greg Norris?
or maybe Old Greg?
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12-14-2008, 11:01 PM
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Brilliant!
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12-15-2008, 11:06 AM
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12-15-2008, 11:22 AM
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phone companys....do this
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12-15-2008, 11:57 AM
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comcast, our internet connection is as slow as a dead donkey.
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12-15-2008, 12:16 PM
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Comcast, Well there's your problem.
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12-15-2008, 07:52 PM
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LOL nice example of how things work. And you are just over thinking things, You must be good at solving riddles huh.
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12-15-2008, 08:45 PM
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haha yup.
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