How to wash a toilet

hot_rod · 03-30-2010, 02:43 PM

How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

WadeWilson · 03-30-2010, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hot_rod

How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

ron10 · 03-30-2010, 02:47 PM

that was great.made my day.

youngoliver · 03-30-2010, 02:56 PM

I think ima try that.
I'll post a vid on here when im done. Be right back....

Xanthos · 03-30-2010, 02:56 PM

- X

Epitaph · 03-30-2010, 03:11 PM

I knew some people that would put a cat in a garbage can & beat the hell out of it with a broom. They did it 1 too many times & got scratched up like hell. They got what they deserved.

*The_Blur* · 03-30-2010, 03:11 PM

Brokinarrow · 03-30-2010, 03:15 PM

awesome

tjd24 · 03-30-2010, 03:45 PM

a great afternoon pick-me-up...thanks.

cab2g · 03-30-2010, 04:04 PM

haha, that's funny!

Frank in MD · 03-30-2010, 04:20 PM

Reminds me of that far side comic where a dog is hiding behind a washing machine, dryer door standing open w/ "Cat Fud" written on it, and the dog is thinking "Oh please, oh please" as the cat stands in front of the dryer, as if debating mentally if this is legit.

Nvmd, found it....

RedJewelrsss32 · 03-30-2010, 04:21 PM

This actually works

camarowa · 03-30-2010, 05:13 PM

ChevyXtC · 03-30-2010, 06:52 PM

I lol'd so hard at about step 5, I had tears!

03-30-2010, 02:43 PM	#1
hot_rod Drives: 2010 2SS RS Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 1,222 View My Garage	How to wash a toilet How to wash a toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand or sit on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Yours Sincerely, The Dog

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Epitaph Custom User Title Drives: Fast Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 550	I knew some people that would put a cat in a garbage can & beat the hell out of it with a broom. They did it 1 too many times & got scratched up like hell. They got what they deserved.

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