Corrupt a Wish - Page 13

lil_chef · 12-03-2009, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: but now your homless

I wish I had night vision eyes

Granted however the earth is bathed in eternal sunlight

i wish i still wasnt on this sight reading pointless posts

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:44 PM

granted: you are banned from the internet forever

I wish I had 10 hot blonds that loved me.

Iwantone2 · 12-03-2009, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: you are banned from the internet forever

I wish I had 10 hot blonds that loved me.

granted: you've come to find out that they have a little surprise...

i wish that the world wouldnt end in 2012

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:52 PM

granted but now your nose grows 1 inch for every day you live after 2012

I wish my willie saw more action.

PAUL SS · 12-03-2009, 06:52 PM

Granted, Its been moved up to 2011.

I wish I was dead.

lil_chef · 12-03-2009, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

granted but now your nose grows 1 inch for every day you live after 2012

I wish my willie saw more action.

Granted your willie grows a pair of eyes and becomes addicted to gay porn.

i wish i could eat as much as i want without getting fat

Iwantone2 · 12-03-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul SS

Granted, Its been moved up to 2011.

I wish I was dead.

granted: your religion believes in reincarnation and you've come back as yourself

i wish i was snowboarding

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:56 PM

granted: but snow now smells like cow poop

I wish my head was 10 feet thick.

Iwantone2 · 12-03-2009, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: but snow now smells like cow poop

I wish my head was 10 feet thick.

granted: megan fox will sleep with a guy that goes by coolman but only if his head was under 9 feet thick

i wish i could fly

CamaroFemme · 12-03-2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

i wish i could fly

Granted: You are now a mayfly. Your life expectancy is something like a month.

I wish I could speak French.

coolman · 12-03-2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

granted: megan fox will sleep with a guy that goes by coolman but only if his head was under 9 feet thick

i wish i could fly

That's sucks!

Granted: you can fly but only straight up

I wish I had 100 camaros

CamaroFemme · 12-03-2009, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

I wish I had 100 camaros

Granted: Bill for $4,000,000 arrives in your mailbox the next day.

I wish CaptainVlad would bring me home roses tonight.

brandotron · 12-03-2009, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

That's sucks!

Granted: you can fly but only straight up

I wish I had 100 camaros

Granted, but they're all thirdgens with 4bangers.

I wish I was home from work.

coolman · 12-03-2009, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Granted: Bill for $4,000,000 arrives in your mailbox the next day.

I wish CaptainVlad would bring me home roses tonight.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandotron

Granted, but they're all thirdgens with 4bangers.

I wish I was home from work.

both good ones.LOL

12-03-2009, 06:52 PM	#173
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