Texas Sucks...................

PQ · 10-23-2009, 05:23 PM

That is all.

ShnOmac · 10-23-2009, 05:24 PM

Like a 2 dollar hooker.....

jrboyd_1980 · 10-23-2009, 05:39 PM

THAT'S RIGHT (YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS)
You say you’re not from Texas
Man as if I couldn’t tell
You think you pull your boots on right
And wear your hat so well
So pardon me my laughter
‘Cause I sure do understand
Even Moses got excited
When he saw the promised land

See I was born and raised in Texas
And it means so much to me
Though my girl comes from down in Georgia
We were up in Tennessee
And as we were driving down the highway
She asked me baby what’s so great
How come you’re always going on
About your Lone Star State
I said that’s right you’re not from Texas

Oh the road it looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye
Those boys from Carolina
They sure enough could sing
But when they came on down to Texas
We all showed them how to swing
Now David’s on the radio
And old Champ’s still on the guitar
And Uncle Walt he’s home with Heidi
Hiding in her loving arms

They’re OK in Oklahoma
Up in Arkansas they’re fair
But those old folks in Missouri
They don’t even know you’re there
But at a dance hall down in Texas
That’s the finest place to be
The women they all look beautiful
And the men will buy your beer for free
And they’ll say that’s right
you’re not from Texas

So won’t you let me help you Mister
Just pull your hat down the way I do
And buy your pants just a little longer
And next time somebody laughs at you
You just tell ‘em you’re not from Texas
That’s right you’re not from Texas

jrboyd_1980 · 10-23-2009, 05:46 PM

Dare you to come down here and say that

Read the quote.. Says it all.

SSOOCH · 10-23-2009, 05:48 PM

Texas > Utah

I'm just saying....it's not the suckiest of the states....

2ndgenz28 · 10-23-2009, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

Texas Sucks...................

But they don't lick.

Knew a guy who went there allot, said they hated us notherners as we come down there and steal their women with a flick of the tongue

ShnOmac · 10-23-2009, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

THAT'S RIGHT (YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS)
You say you’re not from Texas
Man as if I couldn’t tell
You think you pull your boots on right
And wear your hat so well
So pardon me my laughter
‘Cause I sure do understand
Even Moses got excited
When he saw the promised land

No I didnt read the blurb because im sure I know what it says already... It probably sounds alot like having a College football conversation with SEC fans .....

BackinBlackSS/RS · 10-23-2009, 05:56 PM

Let's see, if Texas sucks and Texas beat Oklahoma, then Oklahoma must doubly suck!!!!

prostock69 · 10-23-2009, 05:58 PM

Lived in Texas for 10 years. Hated it. Glad to be back in Ohio.

GMfan454 · 10-23-2009, 05:59 PM

I assume your talking about the college longhorns team?

meanmike · 10-23-2009, 06:03 PM

And nothing's bigger in Texas.

PQ · 10-23-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMfan454

I assume your talking about the college longhorns team?

My bad guys. YES, I was talking about the Football.

I should have clarified it. I was just bored and posted it. I fugured it would have been deleted by now.

As far as the state it's self goes, it's one of the best. LOVE the people from Texas. Not just saying that either.

But ........ Uhhhhhhhhh...............Ya, .................. UT SUCKS.

jrboyd_1980 · 10-23-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prostock69

Lived in Texas for 10 years. Hated it. Glad to be back in Ohio.

We're glad your back in Ohio to...

nasty2ss · 10-23-2009, 06:06 PM

When did they make Utah a state?

10-23-2009, 05:23 PM	#1
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	Texas Sucks...................(Longhorns) That is all. __________________ Last edited by PQ; 10-26-2009 at 02:57 PM. Reason: I want to live. lol

10-23-2009, 05:48 PM	#5
SSOOCH Camaro SL,UTs Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS #16429 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Jordan, UT Posts: 7,357 View My Garage	Texas > Utah I'm just saying....it's not the suckiest of the states.... __________________

10-23-2009, 05:58 PM	#9
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jrboyd_1980 A ***'s Headache Drives: Everything Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,167	THAT'S RIGHT (YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS) You say you’re not from Texas Man as if I couldn’t tell You think you pull your boots on right And wear your hat so well So pardon me my laughter ‘Cause I sure do understand Even Moses got excited When he saw the promised land See I was born and raised in Texas And it means so much to me Though my girl comes from down in Georgia We were up in Tennessee And as we were driving down the highway She asked me baby what’s so great How come you’re always going on About your Lone Star State I said that’s right you’re not from Texas Oh the road it looked so lovely As she stood there on the side And she grew smaller in my mirror As I watched her wave goodbye Those boys from Carolina They sure enough could sing But when they came on down to Texas We all showed them how to swing Now David’s on the radio And old Champ’s still on the guitar And Uncle Walt he’s home with Heidi Hiding in her loving arms They’re OK in Oklahoma Up in Arkansas they’re fair But those old folks in Missouri They don’t even know you’re there But at a dance hall down in Texas That’s the finest place to be The women they all look beautiful And the men will buy your beer for free And they’ll say that’s right you’re not from Texas So won’t you let me help you Mister Just pull your hat down the way I do And buy your pants just a little longer And next time somebody laughs at you You just tell ‘em you’re not from Texas That’s right you’re not from Texas

10-23-2009, 05:46 PM	#4
jrboyd_1980 A ***'s Headache Drives: Everything Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,167	Dare you to come down here and say that Read the quote.. Says it all.

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BackinBlackSS/RS Go Blue!!!!! Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Indiana Posts: 23,290	Let's see, if Texas sucks and Texas beat Oklahoma, then Oklahoma must doubly suck!!!!

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