Detroit Cop and Breast Pumps the Camaro and Speeding

Banshee · 10-22-2009, 02:13 PM

The title gets you in the mood.

My cousin Kristen comes into town for the week so we get all the cousins together and head out for dinner.

About 30 minutes after Brad arrives, Laura, his wife calls. Brad gets this worried look on his face and says "oh Sh**" I took Lauras car and her breast pump is in there. Anyhow, Mark, my other cuz, says...:take Brad for a ride in your Camaro". Brads eyes light up (he is 36) so he retrieves the bag and off we go.

We hit the service drive and I hit it...82 in third. I see head lights about 1/4 mile back and know what is next. Anyhow, I do the over e way turnaround, pull over, hit the emergency flashers before he hits his reds and blues. Turned the dome light on, rolled the windows down...He activates his lights.

His first question...Whats the rush?

I say, well, I am just getting this breast pump to my cousin who lives three streets over. He looks at the bag and says...ooooh kay in a sarcastic tone..

His second question was "are you a cop"?

Mind you, he already let me off.

I said yes, I am, I work for Detroit.

His reply...I knew it...anyone sticking their hands out the window in the suburbs on a traffic stop is either a smart ass or a cop.

Sure pays to have a breast pump in the car.

Xanthos · 10-22-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Banshee

The title gets you in the mood.

My cousin Kristen comes into town for the week so we get all the cousins together and head out for dinner.

About 30 minutes after Brad arrives, Laura, his wife calls. Brad gets this worried look on his face and says "oh Sh**" I took Lauras car and her breast pump is in there. Anyhow, Mark, my other cuz, says...:take Brad for a ride in your Camaro". Brads eyes light up (he is 36) so he retrieves the bag and off we go.

We hit the service drive and I hit it...82 in third. I see head lights about 1/4 mile back and know what is next. Anyhow, I do the over e way turnaround, pull over, hit the emergency flashers before he hits his reds and blues. Turned the dome light on, rolled the windows down...He activates his lights.

His first question...Whats the rush?

I say, well, I am just getting this breast pump to my cousin who lives three streets over. He looks att he bag and says...ok.

His second question was "are you a cop"?

Mind you, he already let me off.

I said yes, I am, I work for Detroit.

His reply...I knew it...anyone sticking their hands out the window in the suburbs on a traffic stop is either a smart ass or a cop.

Sure pays to have a breast pump in the car.

HEH! Maybe I should get one to keep in my car.
- X

Sir Nuke · 10-22-2009, 02:19 PM

CLASSIC.....

PQ · 10-22-2009, 02:44 PM

If I try that I'd fail miserably.

Hmmmmmmm.......... Maybe I'll go buy a breast pump and keep it in the car just in case.

coolman · 10-22-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PQ

If I try that I'd fail miserably.

Hmmmmmmm.......... Maybe I'll go buy a breast pump and keep it in the car just in case.

What would bonnie have to say about you riding around with a breast pump?

What's the world coming to? instead of a guy with a hotrod riding around with a copy of autotrader on the back seat , he'll have a breast pump. COOL.

PQ · 10-22-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by coolman

What would bonnie have to say about you riding around with a breast pump?

What's the world coming to? instead of a guy with a hotrod riding around with a copy of autotrader on the back seat , he'll have a breast pump. COOL.

I don't even really know what a breast pump is. I'm guessing it pumps milk out for a baby bottle.

Xanthos · 10-22-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PQ

I don't even really know what a breast pump is. I'm guessing it pumps milk out for a baby bottle.

Thats the basic idea, yeah.
- X

PQ · 10-22-2009, 03:24 PM

Just Googled it. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coolman · 10-22-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PQ

Just Googled it. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you would look cool riding around with one of those. You could be a trend setter

2SSJIM · 10-22-2009, 03:42 PM

The problem I see with PQ getting one would be like any guy having a taser...... He'd be thinking "I wonder what that feels like"? But I recon that the breast pump wouldn't leave you twitching on the floor either..... LOL!

coolman · 10-22-2009, 03:44 PM

AnnaBear@SpartaChevy · 10-22-2009, 04:03 PM

OMG Banshee.

Only you....

lol

Dan3 · 10-22-2009, 04:22 PM

That is definately going on my list of excuses.
Put the pump in the trunk, I'm sure the officer would understand why it isnt on the passenger seat when you tell him what it is...

Rogue Leader · 10-22-2009, 04:26 PM

Totally random but when I moved into my co-op I found a hospital grade breast pump in one of the closets. I had no way to contact the prior owners, and since the prior owner had done a lot of work on an empty apartment in the past few months (fixed stuff in the kitchen and bathroom, painted) I figured they just left it and didn't care. I plugged it in, it seemed to work, so I tossed that bastard up on ebay. $500 in my pocket!

10-22-2009, 02:13 PM	#1
Banshee Institutionally Insane Drives: 2013 IOM 2SS/RS 1LE Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Detroit MI Posts: 2,115 View My Garage	Detroit Cop and Breast Pumps the Camaro and Speeding The title gets you in the mood. My cousin Kristen comes into town for the week so we get all the cousins together and head out for dinner. About 30 minutes after Brad arrives, Laura, his wife calls. Brad gets this worried look on his face and says "oh Sh**" I took Lauras car and her breast pump is in there. Anyhow, Mark, my other cuz, says...:take Brad for a ride in your Camaro". Brads eyes light up (he is 36) so he retrieves the bag and off we go. We hit the service drive and I hit it...82 in third. I see head lights about 1/4 mile back and know what is next. Anyhow, I do the over e way turnaround, pull over, hit the emergency flashers before he hits his reds and blues. Turned the dome light on, rolled the windows down...He activates his lights. His first question...Whats the rush? I say, well, I am just getting this breast pump to my cousin who lives three streets over. He looks at the bag and says...ooooh kay in a sarcastic tone.. His second question was "are you a cop"? Mind you, he already let me off. I said yes, I am, I work for Detroit. His reply...I knew it...anyone sticking their hands out the window in the suburbs on a traffic stop is either a smart ass or a cop. Sure pays to have a breast pump in the car. __________________ It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

10-22-2009, 02:19 PM	#3
Sir Nuke Master of All Things Drives: '26 Corvette Stingray Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Southeast of Houston, Texas Posts: 22,681 View My Garage	CLASSIC..... __________________

10-22-2009, 02:44 PM	#4
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	If I try that I'd fail miserably. Hmmmmmmm.......... Maybe I'll go buy a breast pump and keep it in the car just in case. __________________

10-22-2009, 03:24 PM	#8
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	Just Googled it. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________

10-22-2009, 04:22 PM	#13
Dan3 Captain of the Failboat Drives: 2010 IBM Camaro 2SS/RS Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: USAF Seymour Johnson- Goldsboro, NC Posts: 405	That is definately going on my list of excuses. Put the pump in the trunk, I'm sure the officer would understand why it isnt on the passenger seat when you tell him what it is... __________________ 2010 Camaro 2SS - Imperial Blue w/Black Leather Interior Ordered - 22 June 2009 Produced - 10 August 2009 : #34143 Delivered - 25 August 2009

10-22-2009, 03:42 PM	#10
2SSJIM Drives: 2012 CRT ZL1 #1400 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: AZ. Posts: 942	The problem I see with PQ getting one would be like any guy having a taser...... He'd be thinking "I wonder what that feels like"? But I recon that the breast pump wouldn't leave you twitching on the floor either..... LOL!

10-22-2009, 03:44 PM	#11
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10-22-2009, 04:03 PM	#12
AnnaBear@SpartaChevy Drives: 2011 Camaro 1SS Manual Synergy Grn Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Sparta Chevrolet, Sparta, MI Posts: 2,107	OMG Banshee. Only you.... lol

10-22-2009, 04:26 PM	#14
Rogue Leader Iatefiberglassinsulation Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS M6 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 3,601 View My Garage	Totally random but when I moved into my co-op I found a hospital grade breast pump in one of the closets. I had no way to contact the prior owners, and since the prior owner had done a lot of work on an empty apartment in the past few months (fixed stuff in the kitchen and bathroom, painted) I figured they just left it and didn't care. I plugged it in, it seemed to work, so I tossed that bastard up on ebay. $500 in my pocket! __________________ 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS - was daily driver, now toy 2020 Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio - Daily Driver 2017 Mercedes Benz GLE 350 - Wifes Car 2008 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD LT 6.0 - Tow Vehicle 1991 Alfa Romeo 164S - Project Car 1994 Volkswagen Golf - Race Car "Like" my race team on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/farfrumwinnin