The Next Time You Get Pulled Over..... - Page 3

Iwantone2 · 10-13-2009, 02:48 PM

Yea, I figured it was a clever way to get a laugh, but it was pretty funny to me since I've never seen it. It's like the other "smart-ass lines to get you out of a ticket" stories. Like the one where the guy is speeding down the highway and he sees the lights flashing in his rearview. The cop comes up to his window and with a smirk on his face says, "I've been waiting for you all day." The guy replies, "Sorry officer, I got here as fast I could." After a quick laugh, the officer lets the guy go without a ticket.

billjames · 10-15-2009, 02:12 PM

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http://funny-speeding-tickets.blogspot.com

here's one they need to add to the website.

BlackSunsine · 10-15-2009, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Draco

Cost of a speeding ticket: $0
Cost of a diamond ring: $1,000
Cost of a wedding: $5,000
Fiance's reaction when she finds out the truth: Priceless

Cost of the Marriage: Freedom
Cost of the Divorce: 2010 Camaro

Yeah, I will take the ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!1

tbyrne · 10-16-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by memocg

I'll take the ticket anyday over a wedding. But thats just me......

:s m0:

Same here! Been there, done the wedding and now have a framed certificate and a t-shirt to say that it's over.

billjames: Very good story!

Highest I've been stopped for was 125 in a 55. Got away with a $600. speeding ticket. Lucky night!

PQ · 10-16-2009, 12:51 AM

On the way home from our Atlanta trip.

I'm such a dummy.

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Xanthos · 10-16-2009, 09:22 AM

106 in a 70.

Oh, and 5'4"? I thought I was short...
- X

FenwickHockey65 · 10-16-2009, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PQ

On the way home from our Atlanta trip.

I'm such a dummy.

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36 over the limit?!

thesnoopster · 10-16-2009, 10:02 AM

Damn you should of hit the NOS button LMAO..... and at 830 am ....im sure he hasnt had his daily doughnuts and coffee, you just made his day

If you were in Washington DC, someone would have posted bail for you .... they would of locked you up on the spot and had the SS impounded in the ghetto in DC ....not a good thing lol

PQ · 10-16-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by thesnoopster

Damn you should of hit the NOS button LMAO..... and at 830 am ....im sure he hasnt had his daily doughnuts and coffee, you just made his day

If you were in Washington DC, someone would have posted bail for you .... they would of locked you up on the spot and had the SS impounded in the ghetto in DC ....not a good thing lol

Nope, not here. Just simple speeding. Same as if it were 71 in a 70. He said he was cutting me a break because I wasn't in any way endangering anyone else but myself. I was the only one out there. That's why he put 'Alone' in the description.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xanthos

106 in a 70.

Oh, and 5'4"? I thought I was short...
- X

Quote:

Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

36 over the limit?!

I know.

Oh and back on topic.
That is frekin hillarious. I wonder if the ........ happy?........... couple is still together? lol

Stang Stomper · 10-16-2009, 03:21 PM

I think I would have just taken the ticket...

nUcLeArEnVoY · 10-16-2009, 06:04 PM

It would've been so cool if the cop knew he was lying the entire time but just wanted to see him go THIS far.

Xanthos · 10-16-2009, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by nUcLeArEnVoY

It would've been so cool if the cop knew he was lying the entire time but just wanted to see him go THIS far.

I bet he suspected it. Especially when the guy said he didn't have a ring.
- X

BackinBlackSS/RS · 10-16-2009, 09:17 PM

poor bastard

j/k My wife is awesome!!!

Xanthos · 10-17-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BackinBlackSS/RS

poor bastard

j/k My wife is awesome!!!

But would you have married her after only two months just to get out of a speeding ticket?

- X

10-13-2009, 02:48 PM	#29
Iwantone2 Voice Of The Voiceless Drives: CGM 1SS RS Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: OC Cali Posts: 9,610 View My Garage	Yea, I figured it was a clever way to get a laugh, but it was pretty funny to me since I've never seen it. It's like the other "smart-ass lines to get you out of a ticket" stories. Like the one where the guy is speeding down the highway and he sees the lights flashing in his rearview. The cop comes up to his window and with a smirk on his face says, "I've been waiting for you all day." The guy replies, "Sorry officer, I got here as fast I could." After a quick laugh, the officer lets the guy go without a ticket. __________________

10-16-2009, 12:51 AM	#33
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	On the way home from our Atlanta trip. I'm such a dummy. __________________

10-16-2009, 09:22 AM	#34
Xanthos PWA Relapse Drives: Formerly-Stick Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 12,588 View My Garage	106 in a 70. Oh, and 5'4"? I thought I was short... - X __________________ 2017 1LT/RS A8 Hyper Blue Metallic

10-16-2009, 10:02 AM	#36
thesnoopster Drives: '17 Fifty SS - '18 Traverse Redline Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 3,616	Damn you should of hit the NOS button LMAO..... and at 830 am ....im sure he hasnt had his daily doughnuts and coffee, you just made his day If you were in Washington DC, someone would have posted bail for you .... they would of locked you up on the spot and had the SS impounded in the ghetto in DC ....not a good thing lol __________________ 2017 Camaro SS -"FIFTY" Mods: "93 Octane"

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