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04-05-2010, 11:50 AM
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The Black Bra....
A little humor to start the work week, a friend sent me this....
The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild *** all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said...... "What's for dinner, Batman?" 
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04-05-2010, 11:52 AM
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        Drives: 2010 2SS IOM L99 Join Date: Jan 2010
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i love it.
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04-05-2010, 11:56 AM
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ACCOUNT HOZED BY GN......
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04-05-2010, 12:58 PM
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Drives: 2012 Camaro 2SS RS Red w/black Join Date: Jan 2010
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-05-2010, 01:05 PM
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A riot. lol!
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04-05-2010, 01:06 PM
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PWA Relapse
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04-05-2010, 02:11 PM
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Drives: Black SS Join Date: Mar 2010
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AHHH men!!! good one
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04-06-2010, 02:25 PM
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Tampa Gulf Coast Family
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04-06-2010, 10:43 PM
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Drives: 2003 m3, 2000 camaro v6, 2004 s4 Join Date: Jan 2010
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lol
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04-07-2010, 08:51 AM
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Russian maFFia
Drives: 09-SLK350 Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Walnut Creek.CA, Turku Finland , St-Petersburg Russia
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old but funny
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04-07-2010, 01:44 PM
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THAT IS TOOOO FUNNY!!!!
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04-07-2010, 04:27 PM
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LMAO
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04-07-2010, 04:32 PM
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Quote:
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04-07-2010, 05:29 PM
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Booooosted.
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I was expecting something different. lol
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