How gargling helps

Lava · 02-07-2010, 07:50 AM

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth SHUT helps?"

ShnOmac · 02-07-2010, 07:53 AM

Orange5thGen · 02-07-2010, 08:19 AM

Mr Twisty · 02-07-2010, 08:27 AM

Sweet Lola · 02-07-2010, 08:48 AM

Now the fun begins. You opened yourself up to Bonnie, Aby and the rest of the C5 ladies!

02-07-2010, 07:50 AM	#1
Lava LSU Tigers!! Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 257 View My Garage	How gargling helps A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!" Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth SHUT helps?"

02-07-2010, 08:19 AM	#3
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02-07-2010, 08:27 AM	#4
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02-07-2010, 08:48 AM	#5
Sweet Lola #42,288 Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Boise ID Posts: 349 View My Garage	Now the fun begins. You opened yourself up to Bonnie, Aby and the rest of the C5 ladies! __________________ Darren

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