Starting a cult

Scalded Dog · 07-28-2015, 05:07 PM

I was GOING to start a cult here at work. Figured I'd be the Grand Leader or Prophet or whatever, and bring a bunch of the weak- minded into my flock, where they would give me all of their money, possessions... and perhaps there would be OTHER benefits for the Master, too. I would lure them in with promises of eternal life.

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... then, we got the new employee manual today, and, apparently, there's already a rule prohibiting this. Dang it.
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Jsafe17 · 07-28-2015, 05:22 PM

Aww well maybe next time..

JoeP@TeamBeckyD · 07-28-2015, 05:27 PM

....Fun Governor....

PHXLT1 · 07-28-2015, 05:36 PM

That's actually a rule?

DenverTaco07 · 07-28-2015, 07:56 PM

"Immortal activity", like "there can be only one" Highlander.

Immoral maybe?

Hey, there's your out..."but sir, It doesn't say Immoral, it says Immortal"

hrpiii · 07-29-2015, 07:28 AM

I have yet to see a "company" that actually had morals. (or at least Leadership or Human Resources) I know they exist somewhere.

ZED SLED · 07-29-2015, 07:47 AM

'Immoral activity' is very ambiguous, unless of course your credo is having sex with flaming goats.

Scalded Dog · 07-29-2015, 09:54 AM

My contention was with the "immortal" activity... I've seen "immoral" activity prohibited, but never "immortal."

(Sorry, I guess what I found funny (the "immortal" thing) was a little overshadowed by the ACTUAL (attempted) meaning of the clause...)

MrChrisLS3 · 07-29-2015, 10:12 AM

According the book, as long as you you don't promise "eternal life", you're good to go.

ZED SLED · 07-29-2015, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

My contention was with the "immortal" activity... I've seen "immoral" activity prohibited, but never "immortal."

(Sorry, I guess what I found funny (the "immortal" thing) was a little overshadowed by the ACTUAL (attempted) meaning of the clause...)

Oh, missed that when I read it. But then, what's rightful culture? You're in California dude. Shouldn't it be 'righteous' culture?

1Coopgt · 07-29-2015, 09:13 PM

You just need Plausible deniability.

Ryanbabz71 · 07-29-2015, 09:27 PM

Hmmm sounds like you can start a fight club though

Ryan

z28pat · 07-29-2015, 10:55 PM

How do you suppose they are going to prove your "immortal" acts, sounds like a one time trick to me.

"Well, guess he really wasn't immortal after all"

okbfd · 07-30-2015, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZED SLED

'Immoral activity' is very ambiguous, unless of course your credo is having sex with flaming goats.

Or pigs..............

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07-28-2015, 05:07 PM	#1
Scalded Dog Drives: 2011 1LT Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Crestline, CA Posts: 3,029	Starting a cult I was GOING to start a cult here at work. Figured I'd be the Grand Leader or Prophet or whatever, and bring a bunch of the weak- minded into my flock, where they would give me all of their money, possessions... and perhaps there would be OTHER benefits for the Master, too. I would lure them in with promises of eternal life. But THEN... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... then, we got the new employee manual today, and, apparently, there's already a rule prohibiting this. Dang it. . . . . . . . . . . . . Attached Images

07-28-2015, 05:36 PM	#4
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07-28-2015, 07:56 PM	#5
DenverTaco07 Drives: 2017 SS 1LE, 2017 Volt, 2013 Pilot Join Date: May 2014 Location: Colorado Posts: 4,274	"Immortal activity", like "there can be only one" Highlander. Immoral maybe? Hey, there's your out..."but sir, It doesn't say Immoral, it says Immortal" Attached Images __________________ 2017 SS 1LE \| HBM \| Vortech V3-Si supercharger (620RWHP and 575ft lbs) \| PDR \| Black Bowties \| Illuminated Front Black Bowtie \| Illuminated Door Sills \| Smoked Tails \| vented seats mod

07-29-2015, 07:47 AM	#7
ZED SLED Drives: 2017 Mosaic Bk ZL1 M6 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South of Raleigh, NC Posts: 9,617 View My Garage	'Immoral activity' is very ambiguous, unless of course your credo is having sex with flaming goats. __________________

07-29-2015, 09:13 PM	#11
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07-28-2015, 05:22 PM	#2
Jsafe17 Drives: 2010 2SS/RS 6spd LS3 Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Oregon Posts: 581	Aww well maybe next time..

07-28-2015, 05:27 PM	#3
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07-29-2015, 07:28 AM	#6
hrpiii AKA "Beefcake" Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Indy Posts: 8,573	I have yet to see a "company" that actually had morals. (or at least Leadership or Human Resources) I know they exist somewhere.

07-29-2015, 09:54 AM	#8
Scalded Dog Drives: 2011 1LT Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Crestline, CA Posts: 3,029	My contention was with the "immortal" activity... I've seen "immoral" activity prohibited, but never "immortal." (Sorry, I guess what I found funny (the "immortal" thing) was a little overshadowed by the ACTUAL (attempted) meaning of the clause...)

07-29-2015, 10:12 AM	#9
MrChrisLS3 Drives: 2018 1SS M6 Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Houston Posts: 2,617	According the book, as long as you you don't promise "eternal life", you're good to go.

07-29-2015, 09:27 PM	#12
Ryanbabz71 Drives: 2021 ZL1 1LE Satin Steel Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 6,380 View My Garage	Hmmm sounds like you can start a fight club though Ryan __________________ Ryan 2021 ZL1 1LE Satin Steel Metallic Build Page: https://www.camaro6.com/forums/showthread.php?t=632481

07-29-2015, 10:55 PM	#13
z28pat Drives: 2002 z28, 2018 2ss 1LE Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Parrish, Florida Posts: 861	How do you suppose they are going to prove your "immortal" acts, sounds like a one time trick to me. "Well, guess he really wasn't immortal after all"