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Old 06-27-2012, 11:42 AM   #1
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Wink Is it really bath time again??

What does one say to a chick whose takin' baths too much? Dig, one of my ex-students is hot for a babe where he works. She looks beautiful, and presumably she's down for a party with this dude.

He asks her if she wants to hook up Friday night. She replies that she can't cause she's gotta' give her little sister a bath. The dude asks about Saturday night; she turns him down again sayin' that's when she's gotta' give her grandfather a bath. This dude don't give up easy, so he asks for Sunday night before he's gotta' go back to work. The chick says that's out too 'cause that night her two uncles and their friends are givin' HER a bath!

Hmm. I kinda' feel in need of a bath myself, wonder what's she's doin' Monday night...
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:44 AM   #2
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:07 AM   #4
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What does one say to a chick whose takin' baths too much? Dig, one of my ex-students is hot for a babe where he works. She looks beautiful, and presumably she's down for a party with this dude.

He asks her if she wants to hook up Friday night. She replies that she can't cause she's gotta' give her little sister a bath. The dude asks about Saturday night; she turns him down again sayin' that's when she's gotta' give her grandfather a bath. This dude don't give up easy, so he asks for Sunday night before he's gotta' go back to work. The chick says that's out too 'cause that night her two uncles and their friends are givin' HER a bath!

Hmm. I kinda' feel in need of a bath myself, wonder what's she's doin' Monday night...

Ok this dude needs to get the hint....and you...
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:08 AM   #5
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:48 PM   #6
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He needs to get a hint. That’s the same type of excuse girls give you when they say “I have to wash my hair.”.
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:32 PM   #7
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:38 PM   #8
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i have to wash my shoelaces.
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Old 06-30-2012, 11:48 AM   #9
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Old 07-01-2012, 03:25 AM   #10
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Umm... "can you wash my front?"
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