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05-17-2012, 03:58 PM
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Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
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05-17-2012, 04:04 PM
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why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9
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05-17-2012, 04:08 PM
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Q: Why cant you hear rabbits having sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls!!
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05-17-2012, 04:13 PM
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ok, one more................
Q: Why dont blind people go skydiving? A: Because it scares the shit out of the dogs!!
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05-17-2012, 04:18 PM
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ok, this is it.
Q: What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but Saran wrap walked into his office? A: I can clearly see your nuts!!
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05-17-2012, 04:19 PM
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05-17-2012, 04:27 PM
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Q. What happened to the guy who ate a whole jar of red hot chili peppers?
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05-17-2012, 04:28 PM
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Q: Why do people post something that is clearly off topic not in the off topic section?
A: I'll never know
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05-17-2012, 04:28 PM
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Q: How did the OP think this should go into this topic?
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05-17-2012, 04:29 PM
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05-17-2012, 04:29 PM
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Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. Don't pay her. |
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