42 Reasons to celebrate Jets super bowl shortcomings

PoorMansCamaro · 01-24-2011, 07:27 PM

42. Sal "The Tripper" Alosi won't be getting a ring.

41. Or, if there's any justice, his old job back.

40. All of Antonio Cromartie's 3-year-olds.

39. Braylon Edwards' scraggly early-season beard.

38. Mike Westhoff's B-cup, er, pecs.

37. Santonio Holmes coming that cheap.

36. That stupid spread-armed, flying thing.

35. Brett Favre's one and done.

34. Jenn Sterger's lost marketing opportunities.

33. Litigious team masseuses and their husbands.

32. Ines Sainz' painted-on wardrobe.

31. Team owner Woody Johnson issuing the official apology.

30. No, really, Woody Johnson.

29. Pete Carroll's classless choke sign

28. Mangenius beating Tony Sparano in his Dolphins debut.

27. Bill Parcells being so proud of taking the Jets further than he ever took the Dolphins.

26. Parcells being so proud of helping Rex Ryan get hired.

25. The New Meadowlands being so much nicer than the Dolphins' home

24. Marty Lyons' career-ending cheap shot on Dwight Stephenson

23. Mark Gastineau's ridiculous sack dance

22. Wesley Walker's blinding speed

21. Ken O'Brien only being good against the Dolphins

20. Richard Todd leading that game-winning drive in a freakin' flak jacket.

19. Sour-grapes allegations of flooding the OB in the A.J. Duhe game.

18. Mickey Shuler being far better for the Jets than his son is for the Dolphins.

17. Everything Joe Namath failed to do after his guarantee.

16. Weeb Ewbank handing Don Shula his most bitter defeat. (Weeb???)

15. The famed collapse of '86 and Paul Maguire's role in it.

14. Ray Romano and Kevin James, celebrity Jets fans.

13. Denzel Washington, celebrity Jets fan.

12. Scratch that. Denzel's cool.

11. All five forced episodes of Hard Knocks.

10. Rex on the treadmill in the morning. Like that's going to make a dent.

9. All those packing peanuts that filled up The Sanchize's SUV.

8. The wit and wisdom of Schotty.

7. The Terminator. He's just a freakin' rookie fullback.

6. "Let's go get a (expletive) snack!"

5. Rex slamming his headset to the ground in Pittsburgh.

4. Sanchize wiping his snot on Mark Brunell's jersey. (Gross!)

3. Thinking they could steal Jason Taylor from the team he loves and be the ones to get him his long-awaited ring.

2. Fireman Ed having NOTHING to do until draft day.

Drum roll please!...

1. J-E-T-S. Done! Done! Done!

CJ Man · 01-24-2011, 09:24 PM

Nice list!!! I think #1 should be so dolphin fans can feel relevant!

Now I am going to get my f#%*$& snack!!!!! Oh yeah! In the words of Bart Scott "can't wait"!!!!'

BackinBlackSS/RS · 01-24-2011, 09:29 PM

PoorMansCamaro · 01-24-2011, 09:57 PM

psshh, 2-1 since rex opened his big mouth. i'm happy with that!

CJ Man · 01-24-2011, 10:31 PM

That cuz Rex doesn't care about the mediocre fins. He is to concerned with the real competition in the AFC

BackinBlackSS/RS · 01-24-2011, 10:34 PM

Hey, I just noticed you guys are both in Vegas. Do you know each other?

CJ Man · 01-24-2011, 10:39 PM

Never met in person! I seen he was from Vegas and a fin fan so I started messing with him! It's nothing personal! Maybe we will get together one day and watch a game together

PoorMansCamaro · 01-24-2011, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJ Man

That cuz Rex doesn't care about the mediocre fins. He is to concerned with the real competition in the AFC

Yeah, he didn't care so much, he was talking trash before and after miami beat them the first time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BackinBlackSS/RS

Hey, I just noticed you guys are both in Vegas. Do you know each other?

No, we do not. We've said we should meet up during one of the games this year, but we never did.

maybe next year.

BackinBlackSS/RS · 01-24-2011, 10:42 PM

That should be good.

2010 SSRS · 01-24-2011, 11:15 PM

you guys should have a steel cage match, lmao

2ndgenz28 · 01-24-2011, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

you guys should have a steel cage match, lmao

Naaa, Original Olympic Greco-Roman Wrestling

You aint mad till you don't care if the other guys dong rubs on you

billyp93 · 11-07-2011, 08:39 PM

how them dolphins doing now?

CJ Man · 11-07-2011, 10:25 PM

Wow! It's been a long time since this list was active! I like how my prediction of the fins season so far!

PoorMansCamaro · 11-07-2011, 10:36 PM

So this gets bumped after Miami wins? Lol

Jets will still be sittin at home for the super bowl, just like the fins.

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PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,246	So this gets bumped after Miami wins? Lol Jets will still be sittin at home for the super bowl, just like the fins. __________________

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01-24-2011, 07:27 PM	#1
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,246	42 Reasons to celebrate Jets super bowl shortcomings 42. Sal "The Tripper" Alosi won't be getting a ring. 41. Or, if there's any justice, his old job back. 40. All of Antonio Cromartie's 3-year-olds. 39. Braylon Edwards' scraggly early-season beard. 38. Mike Westhoff's B-cup, er, pecs. 37. Santonio Holmes coming that cheap. 36. That stupid spread-armed, flying thing. 35. Brett Favre's one and done. 34. Jenn Sterger's lost marketing opportunities. 33. Litigious team masseuses and their husbands. 32. Ines Sainz' painted-on wardrobe. 31. Team owner Woody Johnson issuing the official apology. 30. No, really, Woody Johnson. 29. Pete Carroll's classless choke sign 28. Mangenius beating Tony Sparano in his Dolphins debut. 27. Bill Parcells being so proud of taking the Jets further than he ever took the Dolphins. 26. Parcells being so proud of helping Rex Ryan get hired. 25. The New Meadowlands being so much nicer than the Dolphins' home 24. Marty Lyons' career-ending cheap shot on Dwight Stephenson 23. Mark Gastineau's ridiculous sack dance 22. Wesley Walker's blinding speed 21. Ken O'Brien only being good against the Dolphins 20. Richard Todd leading that game-winning drive in a freakin' flak jacket. 19. Sour-grapes allegations of flooding the OB in the A.J. Duhe game. 18. Mickey Shuler being far better for the Jets than his son is for the Dolphins. 17. Everything Joe Namath failed to do after his guarantee. 16. Weeb Ewbank handing Don Shula his most bitter defeat. (Weeb???) 15. The famed collapse of '86 and Paul Maguire's role in it. 14. Ray Romano and Kevin James, celebrity Jets fans. 13. Denzel Washington, celebrity Jets fan. 12. Scratch that. Denzel's cool. 11. All five forced episodes of Hard Knocks. 10. Rex on the treadmill in the morning. Like that's going to make a dent. 9. All those packing peanuts that filled up The Sanchize's SUV. 8. The wit and wisdom of Schotty. 7. The Terminator. He's just a freakin' rookie fullback. 6. "Let's go get a (expletive) snack!" 5. Rex slamming his headset to the ground in Pittsburgh. 4. Sanchize wiping his snot on Mark Brunell's jersey. (Gross!) 3. Thinking they could steal Jason Taylor from the team he loves and be the ones to get him his long-awaited ring. 2. Fireman Ed having NOTHING to do until draft day. Drum roll please!... 1. J-E-T-S. Done! Done! Done! __________________

01-24-2011, 09:24 PM	#2
CJ Man Missing my SS :( Drives: 2012 Ford Explorer [ :( ] Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,640	Nice list!!! I think #1 should be so dolphin fans can feel relevant! Now I am going to get my f#%*$& snack!!!!! Oh yeah! In the words of Bart Scott "can't wait"!!!!'

01-24-2011, 09:29 PM	#3
BackinBlackSS/RS Go Blue!!!!! Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Indiana Posts: 23,290

01-24-2011, 10:31 PM	#5
CJ Man Missing my SS :( Drives: 2012 Ford Explorer [ :( ] Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,640	That cuz Rex doesn't care about the mediocre fins. He is to concerned with the real competition in the AFC

01-24-2011, 10:34 PM	#6
BackinBlackSS/RS Go Blue!!!!! Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Indiana Posts: 23,290	Hey, I just noticed you guys are both in Vegas. Do you know each other?

01-24-2011, 10:39 PM	#7
CJ Man Missing my SS :( Drives: 2012 Ford Explorer [ :( ] Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,640	Never met in person! I seen he was from Vegas and a fin fan so I started messing with him! It's nothing personal! Maybe we will get together one day and watch a game together

01-24-2011, 10:42 PM	#9
BackinBlackSS/RS Go Blue!!!!! Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Indiana Posts: 23,290	That should be good.

11-07-2011, 10:25 PM	#13
CJ Man Missing my SS :( Drives: 2012 Ford Explorer [ :( ] Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,640	Wow! It's been a long time since this list was active! I like how my prediction of the fins season so far!