A Truly Female Joke

hot_rod · 08-25-2011, 02:34 PM

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work ****tail with her girlfriends whenSteven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

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"Clean my house."

The Stig · 08-25-2011, 02:35 PM

2010 SSRS · 08-25-2011, 02:36 PM

Skyblu · 08-25-2011, 03:20 PM

that's cute! I like it. Iv'e also seen a book called pornography for women and it's pictures of guys doing all kinds housework! I love it!!!

Overflow · 08-25-2011, 03:36 PM

Nice! I laughed.

Tessa · 08-25-2011, 04:14 PM

LOL

ROD_SS · 08-25-2011, 04:18 PM

I laughed too

Sterling · 08-25-2011, 04:22 PM

So glad it's not just my wife... nothing gets her more excited than her coming home to a house I just cleaned. Of course if I didn't clean it... and she thought that I should have, that's a whole different story! And I'm never a part of her gettin that idea...

egp · 08-26-2011, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hot_rod

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work ****tail with her girlfriends whenSteven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

.

.

.

.

"Clean my house."

Since when was ****tail an offensive word that needed to have a portion blanked out? Jeez

Ladybugsmom · 08-26-2011, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by egp

Since when was ****tail an offensive word that needed to have a portion blanked out? Jeez

I wondered the same thing.... Must be automated....
But it's still a funny joke!

shevyman · 08-26-2011, 08:55 AM

good one

Switchin2Chevy · 08-26-2011, 09:06 AM

haha. didn't see that going that way..!

TOMS1SS · 08-26-2011, 11:09 AM

So she must want this guy to hate her?

lightning · 08-26-2011, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Switchin2Chevy

haha. didn't see that going that way..!

Saw it coming a mile away! Funny anyway.

Could have been:

Mow my lawn
Paint my porch
Shovel my snow
Etc., etc., etc.

08-25-2011, 02:34 PM	#1
hot_rod Drives: 2010 2SS RS Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 1,222 View My Garage	A Truly Female Joke A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work ****tail with her girlfriends whenSteven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. on one condition..." Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said.... . . . . "Clean my house." __________________ "Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain "Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Unknown

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08-25-2011, 04:22 PM	#8
Sterling Drives: 2010 Camaro 1LT/RS M6 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fairhaven, MA Posts: 5,882 View My Garage	So glad it's not just my wife... nothing gets her more excited than her coming home to a house I just cleaned. Of course if I didn't clean it... and she thought that I should have, that's a whole different story! And I'm never a part of her gettin that idea... __________________ Trifecta tune, Vararam Intake, VMAX throttle body and manifold insulator, RxPerformance Catch Can, , MRT v1.0 and Louvers, Barton shifter, BMR strut tower brace, RED dome light and Plasma LED DRL's, fieldgoal00's Halo 1 harness, hood spears/side stripes, rain guards, custom bowtie, Team LLT badges, headlight and foglight covers, taillight and side marker covers, backup light covers, WeatherTech floormats

08-25-2011, 03:20 PM	#4
Skyblu Drives: 2010 Aqua blue 2SS/RS M6 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 990	that's cute! I like it. Iv'e also seen a book called pornography for women and it's pictures of guys doing all kinds housework! I love it!!!

08-25-2011, 03:36 PM	#5
Overflow Space Shuttle Aficionado Drives: 2016 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 30,897 View My Garage	Nice! I laughed.

08-25-2011, 04:14 PM	#6
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08-26-2011, 08:55 AM	#11
shevyman Drives: 2010 Camaro SS IOM Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: california Posts: 1,734 View My Garage	good one

08-26-2011, 09:06 AM	#12
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