Increase your lifespan by 5 years! Who knew!

Steve Dallas · 03-02-2011, 01:11 PM

I will be following this doctor's orders...

edit: For those that would rather just read the article (no pop ups for me ON THE WEB PAGE...personally, yes)

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

HondaPowered · 03-02-2011, 01:13 PM

meh, i got a bunch of pop ups going to that website

CamaroSkooter · 03-02-2011, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HondaPowered

meh, i got a bunch of pop ups going to that website

Why does this seem so funny to me taken in context of the topic of this thread?

ron10 · 03-02-2011, 01:15 PM

it's good to know i will live to 110.

67 Convertible · 03-02-2011, 01:16 PM

Well, I've always stared at them.......So does that mean I was already living 5 yrs. longer? Or am I gonna live five years longer then I would have, had I not stared as much as I do?

wylde1 · 03-02-2011, 01:48 PM

how much do you not want to be in the "don't look at breasts" group.....

PoorMansCamaro · 03-02-2011, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroSkooter

Why does this seem so funny to me taken in context of the topic of this thread?

i don't know if anyone else got it. lol

midnighter · 03-02-2011, 01:57 PM

How many extra years for staring at women's behinds?

rharp · 03-02-2011, 02:34 PM

Living forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

helmincamaro · 03-02-2011, 02:37 PM

they say its like an aerobic exercise..... wonder if I could lose weight and build some muscle while I'm at it...... brb, gonna go check!

Silver Ice · 03-02-2011, 02:42 PM

I'm going to live forever

CarolinaChick · 03-02-2011, 02:47 PM

Well, I guess you guys will live longer and that's great! (But it'll suck to be blind since your eyes will go bad from straining so hard now.)

helmincamaro · 03-02-2011, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarolinaChick

Well, I guess you guys will live longer and that's great! (But it'll suck to be blind since your eyes will go bad from straining so hard now.)

Good point.... but I believe I figured out why men usually die first.... deprivation

LoneStar · 03-02-2011, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarolinaChick

Well, I guess you guys will live longer and that's great! (But it'll suck to be blind since your eyes will go bad from straining so hard now.)

You only strain your eyes by looking at small things...

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