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Old 01-13-2011, 08:47 AM   #1
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TSA Screenings - Latest stats on effectiveness

Someone sent me the latest stats on the current year of screening, including the new enhanced methods:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Pacemakers 5,987

Adult Depends 9,871

Natural Blonds 3



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Old 01-13-2011, 08:50 AM   #2
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[QUOTE=hot_rod;2725500]Someone sent me the latest stats on the current year of screening, including the new enhanced methods:[INDENT]
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Pacemakers 5,987

Adult Depends 9,871

Natural Blonds 3

There's ALOT of fakes out there!
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:41 AM   #3
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Old 01-13-2011, 11:13 AM   #4
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Look how rare it is to find one where the "carpet" matches the "drapes"!

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Old 01-13-2011, 02:42 PM   #5
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Sometimes the drapes have been STOLEN!!! Dunno where they went
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:45 PM   #6
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you mean the carpet?
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