Dog peeing on my car

[25thanniversary]

I think it's pee I could be wrong but I think a dog is peeing on my car. I noticed too spots one on each side next to the exhausts tips.

[Steve Dallas]

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the f*ck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the f*ck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the f*ck is he talking about?
The Dude: My car.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the bitch who peed on my car, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f*ck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the f*ck are you talking about? The dog is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, bitch is not the preferred nomenclature. Dog, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a mutt who built the chases cars. This is a mutt...
Walter Sobchak: What the f*ck are you...?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my car!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's car.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the bitch is not the issue here!

[Powhusku]

He's just marking his territory. Always important to have a sweet Camaro on your turf!

[midnighter]

They do that crap to my wheels on my truck sometimes.

[AutoAgenda]

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the f*ck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the f*ck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the f*ck is he talking about?
The Dude: My car.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the bitch who peed on my car, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f*ck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the f*ck are you talking about? The dog is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, bitch is not the preferred nomenclature. Dog, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a mutt who built the chases cars. This is a mutt...
Walter Sobchak: What the f*ck are you...?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my car!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's car.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the bitch is not the issue here!

Yes! haha

The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen.
Younger Cop: The rug was in the car?
The Dude: No. It was here.
Younger Cop: [eager] Oh, separate incidents.
Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.
Younger Cop: Well. I guess we can close the file on that one.

[Vengeance Graphix]

looks like the Monster Energy drink logo lol

[Scalded Dog]

I used to come out every morning to find huge gobs of green goo hocked onto my passenger window. The Loogie Bandit was assaulting my car (not my Camaro... this was a few years ago). One morning, very early, I was awakened by the sound of somebody "working one up," hacking, wheezing, preparing a huge load, which I was pretty sure was destined for my car.

I came running out of the house, yelling and hollering at the figures standing next to my car. I was a little too late, as, sure enough, the loogie had already been hocked onto my window, and the goo was sliming down the glass, just like every day.

I was glad that I now had my culprit, but dismayed that it wasn't some punk who I could scare the crap out of: It was an old--- REALLY old--- lady. WTF?!?!? I asked what the hell it was all about, and she just shuffled away, with two- inch steps taken in three second intervals. Her husband--- also REALLY old, but at least a little more "with it"--- apologized to me, and said, "She doesn't know what she's doing... sorry.... I'll make sure she doesn't do it anymore."

And that was that. Sure, enough, that ol' bag of mean bones never again hocked a loogie onto my car. I guess her husband stopped her... maybe they walked a different route from then on, or maybe he put rat poison in her Sanka. Who knows. Whatever the case, problem solved.

My point? Do not eliminate the possibility of a human culprit. Oh, and if you DO figure out what's causing the problem, be a little more cautious than I was... go stealth instead. Gives you a much bigger advantage.

[Ivas]

Nah, it was me what pissed on your car; I was aiming for that dog you suspected, but he leapt outa' the way at the last moment. Sorry, bro'.

[2010 SSRS]

Originally Posted by xVengeancex28

looks like the Monster Energy drink logo lol

I thought the same thing

[heRS]

set about six mousetraps out around that area. I bet he don't come back.

[GSUNCSU]

Don't spill any anti-freeze near this spot, the culprit could lick it up and have serious issues... j/k and all electrons used in this message have been recycled.

[GSUNCSU]

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

I thought the same thing

I saw a Beta...

[TOMS1SS]

Probably a cat.

[Wildcat]

The first time I washed my car I was just finishing up and my big dog came around and peed on the passenger side. I chased him off with the hose. I was so p$(*#&$%^ Stupid dog.