best freaking firewall in the world

2ndgenz28 · 01-26-2011, 03:30 AM

Women, the best freaking firewall in the world

1 One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2 One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3 One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4 In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5 This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 ?erabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1.5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

GbrilliantQ · 01-26-2011, 03:34 AM

Revo1 · 01-26-2011, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GbrilliantQ

This one always makes me laugh. I don't know who originally added the text to this photo, but if you're gonna be sarcastically condescending, you have to at least get your spelling right!

(It's "RIVETING' not "riviting")

01-26-2011, 03:30 AM	#1
2ndgenz28 Thread Killer Drives: All Black Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NWO Toledo Area Posts: 4,720	best freaking firewall in the world Women, the best freaking firewall in the world 1 One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. 2 One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. 3 One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. 4 In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. 5 This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 ?erabyte/sec This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1.5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world! The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

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