Ford Announces New SCE Mustang!

[Angrybird 12]

January 26, 2010,
Ford Motor Company Headquarters
Dearborn, Michigan:

Today we would like to announce, in Honor of our most valued customers, the introduction of a new Edition of our cars.

Starting With the 2011 Model Mustang, we are going to be selling special SCE (Senior Citizen Edition) Models of all our cars and trucks. This Mustang version will be available starting April 1st 2010.

Features that will be standard equipment are:

1. Special 1.8L 4 cyl engine developing 70 HP, governed at a top speed of 40 MPH.

2. Special pocket in the console with an automatic reminder and dispenser for pills and other medications.

3. Extra loud turn signal warning alarms

4. Our Exclusive Sync Audio system preloaded with All Oldies music form the 40's and 50's and a 4000 watt amp system.

5. Depends storage included in the seating areas along with refrigerated Ensure storage in the glove box.

6. Special Prescription ground windshield.

7. External messaging signboard to warn other motorists that the driver is over the age of 62.

8. Special financing with the federal government to take payments directly from your Social Security check.

9. Defibrillating hand paddles in the door and console.

10. Automatic dialing of next of kin in case of an accident.

These are just a sampling of the features for our new line of Senior Citizen Edition Autos and trucks, Available soon from your Local Ford or Lincoln Mercury Dealer.

If you would like to see any other features to help our Senior Citizens in the effort to own and operate one of our fine vehicles, feel free to contact us at www.ford.motor.company.com/SCE

[DarthNacho08]

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[5thGenOwner]

Originally Posted by Skyman 08

January 26, 2010,
Ford Motor Company Headquarters
Dearborn, Michigan:

Today we would like to announce, in Honor of our most valued customers, the introduction of a new Edition of our cars.

Starting With the 2011 Model Mustang, we are going to be selling special SCE (Senior Citizen Edition) Models of all our cars and trucks. This Mustang version will be available starting April 1st 2010.

Features that will be standard equipment are:

1. Special 1.8L 4 cyl engine developing 70 HP, governed at a top speed of 40 MPH.

This engine also used by The SCOOTER store. (www.thescooterstore.com)

2. Special pocket in the console with an automatic reminder and dispenser for pills and other medications.

With a chrome M T W T F S S on it.

3. Extra loud turn signal warning alarms

It turns them off after 3 minutes of blinking.

4. Our Exclusive Sync Audio system preloaded with All Oldies music form the 40's and 50's and a 4000 watt amp system.

A.K.A. Musac on geritol.

5. Depends storage included in the seating areas along with refrigerated Ensure storage in the glove box.

Seats are extra absorbant! Activia can be substituted for Ensure.

6. Special Prescription ground windshield.

Objects in Windshield are closer than they appear.

7. External messaging signboard to warn other motorists that the driver is over the age of 62.

Only available in blue-grey color.

8. Special financing with the federal government to take payments directly from your Social Security check.

Once you die... it's paid off!

9. Defibrillating hand paddles in the door and console.

Can also be used as theft protection.

10. Automatic dialing of next of kin in case of an accident.

R.I.P.

My silly $0.02

[Brokinarrow]

that's awesome!