Cars as food . . .

*DGthe3* · 05-29-2008, 02:12 PM

I thought to put this in 'other cars', but its really more off topic. For some reason I remembered a comment of mine along the lines of "if Japanese cars are rice, then American cars are beefy" But what about the rest of the world? And it can't simply be food from that country -it needs to be appropriate. Rice is "small and unsatisfying", while beef is "big and manly". Variations work too: an RX7 with an LS1 would be beef flavoured rice. An ethanol fueled Camaro? Corn fed beef!

What are some others that you can think of? Have fun, but don't go bashing foreign cars, we all have different 'tastes'

Rallysport · 05-29-2008, 02:46 PM

A French car would have to wimpy and have a tendency to surrender, so either vanilla yogurt or tofu.

Kyle2k · 05-29-2008, 06:22 PM

lol thats a tad bit racist....So if Japanese cars are rice, Korean cars must be ramen then? Or would that be chinese cars?

Emher · 05-30-2008, 10:45 AM

So you're saying Swedish car are meatballs then? That's mean lol

*GTAHVIT* · 05-30-2008, 12:43 PM

^lol

05-29-2008, 02:12 PM	#1
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,366	Cars as food . . . I thought to put this in 'other cars', but its really more off topic. For some reason I remembered a comment of mine along the lines of "if Japanese cars are rice, then American cars are beefy" But what about the rest of the world? And it can't simply be food from that country -it needs to be appropriate. Rice is "small and unsatisfying", while beef is "big and manly". Variations work too: an RX7 with an LS1 would be beef flavoured rice. An ethanol fueled Camaro? Corn fed beef! What are some others that you can think of? Have fun, but don't go bashing foreign cars, we all have different 'tastes' __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

05-29-2008, 06:22 PM	#3
Kyle2k LVL 50 Troll Stomper Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 3,463	lol thats a tad bit racist....So if Japanese cars are rice, Korean cars must be ramen then? Or would that be chinese cars? __________________

05-30-2008, 12:43 PM	#5
GTAHVIT Blessed Drives: 2013 Sonic RS MT Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Augustine FL Posts: 28,441 View My Garage	^lol __________________ Click image to see build thread. PQ - "the love of cars. It's a boys first step toward manhood and a mans last hold on boyhood." Fbodfather - "We do not want to use the Z28 moniker on a car that does not deserve this hallowed name." The_Blur - "Let's not confuse competitors with equals."

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05-29-2008, 02:46 PM	#2
Rallysport Go Cardinals! Drives: 2010 Camaro 1SS 6-speed #1879 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 856 View My Garage	A French car would have to wimpy and have a tendency to surrender, so either vanilla yogurt or tofu.

05-30-2008, 10:45 AM	#4
Emher Pillaging Viking Drives: Saab 9-5 '99 (Hey it's a GM!) Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,189	So you're saying Swedish car are meatballs then? That's mean lol