Garden hose of dismay

Scalded Dog · 03-20-2015, 04:39 PM

Last night, one of my kiddos went to a taping of "American Idol" (she had a blast, got to meet/ greet judges/ host/ guest stars). She went with one of her friends from school.

Of course, she and her friend had to get dressed up nicely... gonna be on TV!

Before the girls headed off to the show, my wife wanted to take some pictures. They went out on the back deck, and my wife took a few pictures of the girls.

Before the girls left their pose positions, my wife reviewed the shots on the camera. It was then that she noticed that I had left the garden hose out, and it was blatantly, obnoxiously visible in the pictures. She uttered, "Dang it... stupid hose."

The girls went through a brief cycle of shock, disgust, wonder, and surprise... before figuring it all out.

JantzenOKC · 03-20-2015, 05:46 PM

SSJ455 · 03-20-2015, 06:40 PM

I see what you did there.

ron10 · 03-20-2015, 06:54 PM

major problem!

Firefighter · 03-20-2015, 07:08 PM

It took a second... lmao

Quicksilver-SS · 03-20-2015, 07:35 PM

Mr Twisty · 03-22-2015, 11:06 PM

Wait for it..................

WHOOP! There it is!

Sir Nuke · 03-23-2015, 07:48 AM

I guess its too early in the morning......I don't get it. post the pic

snarky · 03-23-2015, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

I guess its too early in the morning......I don't get it. post the pic

i had to read it twice. nah, don't post the pic.

Scalded Dog · 03-23-2015, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

I guess its too early in the morning......I don't get it. post the pic

A pic won't help... but imagine looking towards a couple of young ladies, and uttering those words.... it's likely to be mistakenly heard as a plurality, rather than a mention of a single item.

CamaroSkooter · 03-23-2015, 11:48 AM

At least there weren't a bunch of garden tools in the grass:

Ragnar · 03-23-2015, 01:31 PM

I got hose at my casa

Scalded Dog · 03-23-2015, 01:47 PM

A friend of mine has a white GMC Tahoe.

She calls it her "white 'hoe.'"

03-20-2015, 04:39 PM	#1
Scalded Dog Drives: 2011 1LT Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Crestline, CA Posts: 3,029	Garden hose of dismay Last night, one of my kiddos went to a taping of "American Idol" (she had a blast, got to meet/ greet judges/ host/ guest stars). She went with one of her friends from school. Of course, she and her friend had to get dressed up nicely... gonna be on TV! Before the girls headed off to the show, my wife wanted to take some pictures. They went out on the back deck, and my wife took a few pictures of the girls. Before the girls left their pose positions, my wife reviewed the shots on the camera. It was then that she noticed that I had left the garden hose out, and it was blatantly, obnoxiously visible in the pictures. She uttered, "Dang it... stupid hose." The girls went through a brief cycle of shock, disgust, wonder, and surprise... before figuring it all out.

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03-23-2015, 01:47 PM	#13
Scalded Dog Drives: 2011 1LT Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Crestline, CA Posts: 3,029	A friend of mine has a white GMC Tahoe. She calls it her "white 'hoe.'"