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05-08-2014, 09:27 AM
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I'm standing next to the lady in the front office when.......
Bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrpppppp, blloop blloooooop, pop! my stomach is not cooperating. Any coffee drinkers here? (from the audience) I am! Ok, and what happens when you drink strong coffee? (audience) uh, I dunno. Well you sometimes....(rudely interruptedfrom another guy in the audience ) It makes drop a major deuce bro! Hey, hey, hey! This is a respectable car website and we are adults. We don't say "deuce" here, got it?! (guy in the audience) sorry man. Ok, where was I before that dick head interrupted me? oh yeah, yes you will drop a major deuce especially with strong coffee and that's what was about to happen. I was like" hey can you help me? the printer is stuck". "Sure, no problem" she says. she walks over in her nice skirt and tight top looking like she's about to start some trouble, you know what I'm saying? She's. ...............(audience looking at me in surprise) ......oh, sorry. (rude guy from the audience) you're a dick too. Shut up! Anyway, she come over to help me when my stomach starts playing the 5th symphony from Beethoven! I sound like an out of tune tuba! beeeeerrrroooooooot! Damn! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I try to mask the sounds by talking louder. SO HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING? I get my copies, walk out, and think of ways to kill my self. Damn way to go stomach! You could of at least waited till the ugly office girl was around. So, how is your day?
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05-08-2014, 10:12 AM
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Drives: 2013 2SS Hot Wheels Edition Join Date: May 2013
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lol you're too funny. and I agree, strong coffee can make anyone's stomach like that.
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05-08-2014, 10:51 AM
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Drives: 2010 & 2013 Camaros Join Date: Apr 2010
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05-08-2014, 10:51 AM
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Drives: too many Join Date: Jul 2013
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hahaha shoulda crop dusted
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05-08-2014, 11:24 AM
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05-08-2014, 05:28 PM
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hahaha nice
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05-08-2014, 09:36 PM
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Anabolic Connoisseur
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lol
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05-08-2014, 11:11 PM
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Oh my dear.... You guys are a mess!!!!
   
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05-09-2014, 01:03 AM
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Coffee is a natural laxative
Sent from somewhere on the road.
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05-09-2014, 07:26 AM
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Good thing you didn't shart!
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05-09-2014, 11:40 AM
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05-09-2014, 08:10 PM
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It only happens when there are attractive women around.
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