Where do I sign up for this?!?!

[Rogan]

Men Teaching
Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER



NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
Or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

[hypurone]

Funny sh1t! But number 10 is def unisex.... as a matter of fact, I don't recall the last time I saw a driver (aside from myself ) who could parallel park without multiple attempts and impacts to the curb etc.

[TOMS1SS]

My ex could have used this class. lol

[The Stig]

it's sad that people now a days don't know how to parallel park.

[bhall82]

lmao this is great Rogan

[Sir Nuke]

I will be TEACHING some of those classes.....for I have a MASTERS DEGREE in most of those subjects.....see as I have a class that is ON GOING at my house ALL THE TIME!!!!

[cab2g]

Originally Posted by hypurone

Funny sh1t! But number 10 is def unisex.... as a matter of fact, I don't recall the last time I saw a driver (aside from myself ) who could parallel park without multiple attempts and impacts to the curb etc.

well I sure would hope most camaro owners could parallel park without hitting the curb... or else we're all in for some expensive rim repairs.

[SirMike]

OP this is freakiin funny . . . <== because it is soooo true. I need to sign up my wife (as well as 99% of the women I know <== not the women of C5 of course )

[Dr. Love]

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
Or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


This is all funny until the first time you go into the bathroom, sit down, and feel like you are about to fall through the floor because someone didn't put the seat down. .

[SirMike]

Originally Posted by Dr. Love

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
Or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


This is all funny until the first time you go into the bathroom, sit down, and feel like you are about to fall through the floor because someone didn't put the seat down. .

No disrespect (seriously) but I always check before I sit down. I mean the top cover could also be down in which case you will be sitting on a chair. It is kinda like me getting mad at my wife for not putting the seat back UP when she is finished. Just my $0.02.

Besides, at least the guy is putting the seat up and not getting the seat all wet. Just saying.

[Sir Nuke]

Originally Posted by SirMike

No disrespect (seriously) but I always check before I sit down. I mean the top cover could also be down in which case you will be sitting on a chair. It is kinda like me getting mad at my wife for not putting the seat back UP when she is finished. Just my $0.02.

Besides, at least the guy is putting the seat up and not getting the seat all wet. Just saying.

+100!!!