Pick Up Lines

sneakypete · 10-11-2011, 12:37 AM

Well being deployed you find yourself talking about anything to pass the time. A group of my Marines were talking about their favorite pick up lines, so i am curious to hear what others think.

What is your favorite line and has it worked for you?

My favorite line thus far is:

"Damn is it Horny in here or is it just me"

sneakypete · 10-11-2011, 12:38 AM

Gaaah i thought i was still in the off topic section! Please move this!

CAPT D · 10-12-2011, 02:44 AM

Does this rag smell like clhoroform to you?

JerseyDevil · 10-12-2011, 12:18 PM

Could you tell me if this is a hernia?
Are you free tonight or is this going to cost me money?

evan · 10-12-2011, 02:37 PM

*while holding a bottle of jack* Someone is getting pregnant tonight...

Hoddi · 10-12-2011, 03:22 PM

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

wylde1 · 10-12-2011, 03:23 PM

I do enjoy "you girls ready to get pregnant?"

but one that I've actually witnessed working, I shit you not, is this:

Girl not paying attention to you, go stand beside her and instead of saying Hello or Excuse me to get her attention, just go...

" Good, and you?" as if she just asked how you were.

I'm not really sure why, I just thought that was hilarious, and it actually worked.

G-Oil Guy · 10-12-2011, 05:12 PM

"Hi, my name is..."

ibeck · 10-12-2011, 05:15 PM

I got no pick up lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my car.

CamaroSkooter · 10-12-2011, 05:19 PM

Here's one for someone braver than me to try:

Are those jelly beans in your blouse or is it just cold in here?

BowtieBelle · 10-12-2011, 05:22 PM

"Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world." (yes someone has said that to me before)

ffrcobra_65 · 10-12-2011, 05:36 PM

Hi, my name is Jim and I am John Holmes first born son.....

insidethreat07 · 10-12-2011, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ibeck

I got no pick up lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my car.

Ive seen a guy take a girls drink from her, drink it, give it back to her and ask if he can buy her a drink lol

Tiny Adams · 10-12-2011, 06:16 PM

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them

10-11-2011, 12:37 AM	#1
sneakypete OOH..Sneaky, Sneaky!! Drives: 2014 Camaro 2SS/RS 1LE Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Oceanside California Posts: 254	Pick Up Lines Well being deployed you find yourself talking about anything to pass the time. A group of my Marines were talking about their favorite pick up lines, so i am curious to hear what others think. What is your favorite line and has it worked for you? My favorite line thus far is: "Damn is it Horny in here or is it just me"

10-12-2011, 03:23 PM	#7
wylde1 I am the Stig Drives: Black w/ IOM stripe 1SS Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Saskatoon, SK, CAN Posts: 1,312	I do enjoy "you girls ready to get pregnant?" but one that I've actually witnessed working, I shit you not, is this: Girl not paying attention to you, go stand beside her and instead of saying Hello or Excuse me to get her attention, just go... " Good, and you?" as if she just asked how you were. I'm not really sure why, I just thought that was hilarious, and it actually worked. __________________ 2010 Camaro - 1SS, Black w/ Orange stripes

10-12-2011, 05:12 PM	#8
G-Oil Guy Where am I? Drives: Zoe the ZL1, 2012 Frontier Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Mars, PA Posts: 6,071	"Hi, my name is..." __________________ FOR SALE: 2013 ZL1 Message me if interested

10-12-2011, 05:15 PM	#9
ibeck OT's Most Wanted Drives: 2011 2LT RS, 2011 Legacy 2.5i Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: West Chester, OH Posts: 12,487 View My Garage	I got no pick up lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my car. __________________ 2011 SIM 2LT RS- Volant Powercore CAI, Poweraid Throttle Body Spacer, CNT Catback Exhaust, Passport Escort 9500i 2011 Legacy 2.5i- Floor mats. Oh and LED license plate bulbs. Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ibeck1013 Twitter: https://twitter.com/turkishbaus

10-12-2011, 05:19 PM	#10
CamaroSkooter Retarded One-Legged Owl Drives: 2010 Black Camaro 2SS Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 9,745	Here's one for someone braver than me to try: Are those jelly beans in your blouse or is it just cold in here? __________________ My VIN = 2G1FK1EJ9A9105017 Build Date: 04-23-2009 according to: http://www.compnine.com/vid.php

10-11-2011, 12:38 AM	#2
sneakypete OOH..Sneaky, Sneaky!! Drives: 2014 Camaro 2SS/RS 1LE Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Oceanside California Posts: 254	Gaaah i thought i was still in the off topic section! Please move this!

10-12-2011, 02:44 AM	#3
CAPT D Drives: 1SS Black w/ White Strips M6 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: El Paso, Texas Posts: 735 View My Garage	Does this rag smell like clhoroform to you?

10-12-2011, 12:18 PM	#4
JerseyDevil Drives: 2002 Camaro, 2012 Camaro Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Secaucus Posts: 16	Could you tell me if this is a hernia? Are you free tonight or is this going to cost me money?

10-12-2011, 02:37 PM	#5
evan ready... Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bremerton, WA Posts: 765 View My Garage	while holding a bottle of jack Someone is getting pregnant tonight...

10-12-2011, 03:22 PM	#6
Hoddi Camaro Girl ~ Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: So Cal ~ Posts: 1,868 View My Garage	If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

10-12-2011, 05:22 PM	#11
BowtieBelle They see me trollin'... Drives: 217 ci of fury; Chauffeured by SS Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 13,875 View My Garage	"Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world." (yes someone has said that to me before) __________________ "Never race anything you can't afford to light on fire and push off a cliff." -CamaroSpike 2011 Custom LT/RS: Bella's Build Thread

10-12-2011, 05:36 PM	#12
ffrcobra_65 Account Suspended Drives: SuperCharged 2SS/RS IOM MN6 Join Date: May 2009 Location: CA Posts: 5,094	Hi, my name is Jim and I am John Holmes first born son.....

10-12-2011, 06:16 PM	#14
Tiny Adams Drives: 2011 Camaro RS Join Date: May 2011 Location: Dawsonville Georgia Posts: 247	Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them __________________ [SIGPIC]

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