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Old 07-26-2011, 06:47 AM   #1
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2 500mg vicoden + 1 valium =

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Off to the doc to have my voter registration changed from R to D (vastectomy)

See you on the other side in a few hours.
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:10 AM   #2
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Old 07-26-2011, 09:03 AM   #3
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Old 07-26-2011, 10:13 AM   #4
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Whew, glad tyhat is over with. Drugs are aweesome!!!!
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Old 07-26-2011, 04:34 PM   #8
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And this is why I don't see marriage in my future...
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:50 PM   #9
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A happy Dr. Evil

Off to the doc to have my voter registration changed from R to D (vastectomy)

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And this is why I don't see marriage in my future...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're both rediculously hilarious! Just wear the pants man, you can do it! Treat her right (within reason) and she'll give you miles to play with, keep yo pimp hand strizong dizog yaaHHMMEEEaaannn? OK OK enough of that just saying my grrl and I have a unique and special relationship, I know when to let her have her way (which is 90% of the time) and when I gata just say " gata go . . . can't hear no mo" (usually bout every 28 days?) Seriously though when someone means enough to you to get castrated I'm not sure its a healthy relationship? I JEST! Just I really did have a friend that did that, he said it was painful and he contracted an infection that almost KILLED him as the physician left a small needle in there! OMG WTF? So yeah he had to have MORE surgery and hard core meds. . . . Just sayin' I'd never volunteer to go under the knife if I wasn't on deaths bed! Good luck to you I hope it works out A LOT better for you than my bud Bill.
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:51 PM   #10
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Old 07-27-2011, 12:13 AM   #11
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Old 07-27-2011, 04:12 PM   #12
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Been out of it for a day (thanks vicoden)

Had a little bit of trouble but not too bad. Doc was in and out in less than 8 minutes. Any longer and I'd have passed out. I've had as many as 27 stitches put in at once without so much as a local before and didnt flinch.

I'm 40 years old, the wife is 41 and can no longer use BC. Neither of us really wants more kids at this point in our lives. besides, if I do ever trade her in on a younger version I don't want to start another family with another woman anyways, not at my age. I plan to be done/retired/living on a beach/doing WTF I want to do by age 55. All I want to do in no particular order is drink beer, fish and fornicate from that point on.
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Old 07-27-2011, 07:20 PM   #13
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I'm 40 years old, the wife is 41 and can no longer use BC. Neither of us really wants more kids at this point in our lives. besides, if I do ever trade her in on a younger version I don't want to start another family with another woman anyways, not at my age. I plan to be done/retired/living on a beach/doing WTF I want to do by age 55. All I want to do in no particular order is drink beer, fish and fornicate from that point on.
That's a solid plan
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:14 AM   #14
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