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Old 12-30-2008, 10:03 PM   #1
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Your Mom...
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bring forth your best "Mama Jokes"
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:05 PM   #2
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:07 PM   #3
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Your Mom is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:10 PM   #4
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Colonel Sanders was in the US Army.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:10 PM   #5
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Your mom is so old that she took her driving test on a dinosaur.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:12 PM   #6
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Your Mom is so nasty her breath fails the California State Emissions Test.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:12 PM   #7
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your mom is so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock
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Your mom is so dumb that it took her a week to watch 48 Hours.
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Yo Mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than these jokes
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Your mom is so fat that she only sees 90210 on the scale.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:19 PM   #12
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Yo momma so ugly, her momma had to get drunk to breast feed her.



(Just noticed that my avatar fits perfectly with this thread....)
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:24 PM   #13
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Your Mom's teeth are so wide, I don't know whether to smile or kick a field goal.
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Your momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light" she turned on the switch.
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