Where to send a "friend".

[Ivas]

That movie thread got me thinkin'. Wasn't there some flick where a dude gets put on a plane to some hella crapped out place with no money, ID, no translation for their language, and NO return ticket?

That sounds like just what the doctor ordered for my mother-in-law. That bitch HAS GOTTA' GO. I need help with the details; stranding her shouldn't be that difficult. It's just where to send her. It has to be hopeless for any possible return, and free of repercussions of her complaining to anyone there. If she has no passport and no way of communicating, that's good. She speaks nothing but an illiterate form of English in the first place. Still, the people there need to be so concerned with their own miseries that they'll have no sympathy for a miscreant who has lost her broom.
What do you say? Mozambique? Mauritania? Mali? Myanmar? Hell, those places all begin with the same letter. How 'bout North Korea? I hear it's cold
this time of year...

[The Stig]

The movie was "I'll be Home for Christmas". Off the top of my head I want to say 2004 ish. Good movie, guy pisses the wrong people off and they strand him in the desert in a Santa suit with no money and no ID. Twist of fate has it that he makes a bet with his dad about being home for christmas eve dinner.

[Ivas]

Originally Posted by stieger

The movie was "I'll be Home for Christmas". Off the top of my head I want to say 2004 ish. Good movie, guy pisses the wrong people off and they strand him in the desert in a Santa suit with no money and no ID. Twist of fate has it that he makes a bet with his dad about being home for christmas eve dinner.

Thanks, man.
Now, my question still remains. To where do I send my nemesis. And don't tell me a shallow grave in the crawl space, I already thought and disposed of that idea; too many people would figure it out...
I need CREATIVE IDEAS people!