One of my favorite funnies...!!!

AnnaBear@SpartaChevy · 04-08-2010, 05:05 PM

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

2010 2-Tone · 04-08-2010, 05:13 PM

Good one!!!!

hot_rod · 04-08-2010, 05:19 PM

Thats good

Michael_Js · 04-08-2010, 05:23 PM

92 and sharp as a tack! Very cool!!

WadeWilson · 04-08-2010, 05:25 PM

Good for him.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot · 04-08-2010, 05:27 PM

LOL old joke.

PQ · 04-08-2010, 05:31 PM

Heard it before but fogot. It's just as funny the second time. lol

Brokinarrow · 04-08-2010, 05:38 PM

awesome!

Tiko310 · 04-08-2010, 05:41 PM

lmaooo

Da Hose · 04-09-2010, 07:32 AM

Oldie but a goodie!!!!!! LMAO

BigMatt · 04-09-2010, 10:41 AM

lmfao

IROCanSS · 04-09-2010, 10:48 AM

Never heard that... LOL!

Chrisrp454 · 04-09-2010, 10:55 AM

When i was a kid it was an afro and buffalo, so its been updated for today.

ron10 · 04-09-2010, 10:55 AM

cool.

04-08-2010, 05:05 PM	#1
AnnaBear@SpartaChevy Drives: 2011 Camaro 1SS Manual Synergy Grn Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Sparta Chevrolet, Sparta, MI Posts: 2,107	One of my favorite funnies...!!! I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

04-08-2010, 05:23 PM	#4
Michael_Js SoCal C5 Family Member Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS - Black w/IOM; 6M Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: San Diego, CA, USA Posts: 5,298 View My Garage	92 and sharp as a tack! Very cool!! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2010 Black 2SS/RS; 6M; IOM, GFX, sunroof; ADM Race CAI; Zoomers CB; Viper Alarm; Pdaft F&R sways, Adj Endlinks, Rtrailing arms, Camber kit, strut brace, Front Trailing Arm Bushing; SLP Skip-Shift Elim; Tinted lights/windows; Hurst Short-throw; LoJack; Door & Dash ABL Mods; ********; JBA Shorty headers; AACStyle LEDs; Stillen DS rotors, Hawk Ceramic pads; Havoc Blk Chrome wheels: 20x9s; Lingenfelter Blk Al Pedals; RevXtreme Catch Can; Goodridge SS lines; Ported TB; RK Sport hood; Hotchkis chassis brace; KW V3 coilovers;

04-08-2010, 05:31 PM	#7
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	Heard it before but fogot. It's just as funny the second time. lol __________________

04-08-2010, 05:38 PM	#8
Brokinarrow Drives: 2012 Honda NC700x Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Indianola, IA Posts: 5,317 View My Garage	awesome! __________________

04-09-2010, 10:41 AM	#11
BigMatt 2010 Camaro 2 SS/RS M6 Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS Join Date: May 2009 Location: Clayton Delaware Posts: 1,218 View My Garage	lmfao __________________ Forged LS3, FED M311 heads, CAI Inc, ARH 1 7/8, Corsa Xtreme, Taylor Wires, MGW Shifter, Street slayer twin carbon clutch, Tick braided clutch line & speed bleeder, ZL1 Diff Swap, BMR Split drop, Sway Bars, Trailing Arms, Toe Rods, Pro bushing kit, Carslyle racing 15in conversion, Whipple, LPE dual fuel pumps, Rx catch can, Id1300x, Alky Control

04-08-2010, 05:13 PM	#2
2010 2-Tone Drives: 2010 RY 2SS with Custom Stripes Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Jennings, La. Posts: 2,220 View My Garage	Good one!!!!

04-08-2010, 05:19 PM	#3
hot_rod Drives: 2010 2SS RS Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 1,222 View My Garage	Thats good

04-08-2010, 05:25 PM	#5
WadeWilson How U Doin? Drives: 2014 CTS-V Coupe Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Californication Posts: 24,154 View My Garage	Good for him.

04-08-2010, 05:27 PM	#6
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Account Suspended Drives: 2010 GT500 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago. Posts: 166	LOL old joke.

04-08-2010, 05:41 PM	#9
Tiko310 Drives: None yet Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 67	lmaooo

04-09-2010, 07:32 AM	#10
Da Hose ACCOUNT HOZED BY GN...... Drives: 2011 SGM 2SS/RS #26731 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Katy, TX Posts: 5,891 View My Garage	Oldie but a goodie!!!!!! LMAO

04-09-2010, 10:48 AM	#12
IROCanSS Account Suspended Drives: 89 IROC 350 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Back roads, southern Ohio Posts: 12,504 View My Garage	Never heard that... LOL!

04-09-2010, 10:55 AM	#13
Chrisrp454 Drives: 2010 ABM 2SS/RS M6, 98Z28 M6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Granbury, Tx Posts: 1,531 View My Garage	When i was a kid it was an afro and buffalo, so its been updated for today. __________________ Always Remember! Rest in Peace Brothers 9/11/2001. And thanks to all those who defend and serve! Ordered 5/23/2009 3400 with TPW of 08/03/09 3800 8/11/2009 Arrived 8/21/2009 2SS/RS/Aqua Blue/Grey Interior

04-09-2010, 10:55 AM	#14
ron10 Drives: 2010 2SS IOM L99 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: LOUISVILLE,KY.. Posts: 7,545	cool.

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