Have u ever been in JAIL

orbitearl · 02-08-2012, 11:16 PM

The year 1971 i wuz 8 years old at home by my self my older brother had a dodge truck 3 on the tree and i drove my uncles chevy truck on his farm all the time so know how to drive so i took the dodge up the road got out on the main road shifting gears of course i had trouble reaching the clutch so whene i passed a cop right whin i wus shifting gears he could not see a DRIVER SO HE DID A U TURN THIN I DID ONE AND TOOK OFF AND LEFT HIM TURNED BACK ON MY STREET tURNED INTO MY DRIVE WAY STRAIGHT TO BACK YARD RAN IN MY HOUSE AND UNDER MY BED I WENT THE COP CAME RIGHT ON IN THE HOUSE GRABED ME BY THE LEG PULLED ME OUT TOOK ME TO THE REAL JAIL CALLED MY MOM AT WORK BOY DID GET MY A-- WHIPPED

Dznts · 02-08-2012, 11:44 PM

Drago77 · 02-08-2012, 11:56 PM

Ladies and gentlemen - i present to you the world's LONGEST run on sentence!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by earl catron

The year 1971 i wuz 8 years old at home by my self my older brother had a dodge truck 3 on the tree and i drove my uncles chevy truck on his farm all the time so know how to drive so i took the dodge up the road got out on the main road shifting gears of course i had trouble reaching the clutch so whene i passed a cop right whin i wus shifting gears he could not see a DRIVER SO HE DID A U TURN THIN I DID ONE AND TOOK OFF AND LEFT HIM TURNED BACK ON MY STREET tURNED INTO MY DRIVE WAY STRAIGHT TO BACK YARD RAN IN MY HOUSE AND UNDER MY BED I WENT THE COP CAME RIGHT ON IN THE HOUSE GRABED ME BY THE LEG PULLED ME OUT TOOK ME TO THE REAL JAIL CALLED MY MOM AT WORK BOY DID GET MY A-- WHIPPED

Dznts · 02-09-2012, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Drago77

Ladies and gentlemen - i present to you the world's LONGEST run on sentence!!!!!!!

midnighter · 02-09-2012, 12:05 AM

Jail is not a good place to be.

PQ · 02-09-2012, 12:07 AM

I have been to jail.

Bonnie freaked out.

I was home the next day before she got off work.

Bench warrant, insurance ticket from 5 years prior.

I was an idiot.

dolt45 · 02-09-2012, 12:13 AM

Jail, me? Um... no... uh... why do you ask?

2010 SSRS · 02-09-2012, 12:15 AM

Never

Dznts · 02-09-2012, 12:16 AM

I've been once

25thanniversary · 02-09-2012, 12:18 AM

Nope

But does being married count as jail time?

PQ · 02-09-2012, 12:19 AM

I should mention it was 20+ years ago just before we got married.

Drago77 · 02-09-2012, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 25tha :laughabove: nniversary

Nope

But does being married count as jail time?

If it does... I've been in solitaire for almost 3 yrs

Never been a guest... but I've been the taxi for many years!

SSlut · 02-09-2012, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Drago77

Ladies and gentlemen - i present to you the world's LONGEST run on sentence!!!!!!!

Iroczlover · 02-09-2012, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Drago77

Ladies and gentlemen - i present to you the world's LONGEST run on sentence!!!!!!!

Well thank god hes not in my English class lol.

YES i have. when I was just shy of my 18th birthday & I ran away from home. Got brought in & told the cop what was going on. They released me to my now sister in law lol

02-08-2012, 11:16 PM	#1
orbitearl Drives: 2010 r/s switchblade metalic Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: United States Posts: 283	Have u ever been in JAIL The year 1971 i wuz 8 years old at home by my self my older brother had a dodge truck 3 on the tree and i drove my uncles chevy truck on his farm all the time so know how to drive so i took the dodge up the road got out on the main road shifting gears of course i had trouble reaching the clutch so whene i passed a cop right whin i wus shifting gears he could not see a DRIVER SO HE DID A U TURN THIN I DID ONE AND TOOK OFF AND LEFT HIM TURNED BACK ON MY STREET tURNED INTO MY DRIVE WAY STRAIGHT TO BACK YARD RAN IN MY HOUSE AND UNDER MY BED I WENT THE COP CAME RIGHT ON IN THE HOUSE GRABED ME BY THE LEG PULLED ME OUT TOOK ME TO THE REAL JAIL CALLED MY MOM AT WORK BOY DID GET MY A-- WHIPPED

02-09-2012, 12:07 AM	#6
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	I have been to jail. Bonnie freaked out. I was home the next day before she got off work. Bench warrant, insurance ticket from 5 years prior. I was an idiot. __________________

02-09-2012, 12:13 AM	#7
dolt45 Glorious Ignoramus Drives: SS 45th Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 653	Jail, me? Um... no... uh... why do you ask? __________________ * Sent via Scooby-Doo decoder ring Disclaimer: I really have no idea WTF I'm talking about.

02-09-2012, 12:15 AM	#8
2010 SSRS Drives: 3 V8 Camaros Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Ocean State Posts: 111,186 View My Garage	Never __________________ Jannetty Racing JRE Street Package

02-09-2012, 12:18 AM	#10
25thanniversary Drives: 92 Camaro Convt RS,2011 Camaro RS Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Laredo,TX Posts: 2,167	Nope But does being married count as jail time? __________________ TEAM LLT 1992 Camaro Rs Convertible 2011 Camaro 1lt Rs

02-08-2012, 11:44 PM	#2
Dznts Anabolic Connoisseur Drives: Sold - Blown Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 22,094

02-09-2012, 12:05 AM	#5
midnighter Account Suspended Drives: nothing Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: a hole Posts: 17,904	Jail is not a good place to be.

02-09-2012, 12:16 AM	#9
Dznts Anabolic Connoisseur Drives: Sold - Blown Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 22,094	I've been once

02-09-2012, 12:19 AM	#11
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	I should mention it was 20+ years ago just before we got married. __________________

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