Blonde goes to the Dr's office...
Doc, I have really bad gas, but it doesn't smell, I just poot a lot...
Doc asks her a few questions and while this was going on, she tooted... Doc said, here, take these pills for two weeks and come back and see me...
Blonde returns in two weeks and tells the doc, those pills you gave me didn't do anything for the volume of gas, but they sure stink now...
Doc replies, now that we've cleared your sinus's, let's see what we can do about that gas...
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If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.” Mario Andretti
If you can turn, you ain't going fast enough...
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