I'd buy one of those huge luxury RV's, convert it into a mobile strip club, and sell weekend tour packages. I'd call it MrChris's rolling house of ill repute. J/K
No really, my second purchase would be my old '96 Vette along with a crate LSX 454 and all the necessary goodies to go with it. My first purchase would be a house with enough land to build a huge garage to fit a couple of lifts and every tool I'd ever need.
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