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Old 07-12-2017, 05:57 PM   #9
CamaroDreams76
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Originally Posted by 14Black1LESS View Post
In Cape Coral it is illegal to park a truck on the street in front of your house or in your driveway.
If you tie your elephant, yes I said elephant, to a parking meter then you must pay for it just like a vehicle.
There are several more that don't have to do with automotive that are hysterical. Some of them are:
On Thursdays it is illegal to fart in public after 6pm.
It is illegal to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
When having sex the only position that is legal is missionary.
Its illegal for a guy to wear a strapless dress.
In Destin its illegal to set off a torpedo.
In Miami its illegal to sell oranges on the sidewalk.
Its illegal to molest a porcupine, a Key deer, and a trash can. (I guess everything else is ok to molest.)
http://photos.orlandoweekly.com/35-a...ide=1&oral-sex
Do you live in cape?
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