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Originally Posted by 1320junkie
Can't watch the games grrr so I just put in the franchise collection of Smokey and the Bandit...all three movies....besides the Bandit was from Atlanta
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Random Quotes from one of the Classics:
Movie Quotes from Smokey and the Bandit: Quotes from the movie Smokey and the Bandit
#1- Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty eight hours? That ain’t never been done before. #2- That’s cause WE ain’t never done it. #1- Suppose we don’t make it? #1- Hey, we ain’t never not made it before, have we?
#1- Fred and I got a question. #2- What do you a Fred wanna know? #1-Why are we doing this? #2- Why not? #1- Well they said it couldn’t be done. #2- Well that’s why, son.
#1- Sorry I don’t want to get married. #2- Terrific neither do I.
#1- Why do you want that beer so bad? #2- Because he’s thirsty dummy.
(1)License Plate? (2) Yessir Georgia Plates Ban One B-A-N-dash-O-N-E
(in raspy voice) I was born ready!
(KICK)!! Thats an attention getter…
(singing) Oh, the more wheels I got the better I like it. I’m the brother of a truck drivin’ mother. Boogity, boogity, boogity.
…gunna get some go-juice; put some groceries down my neck…
1) Besides I gotta go to Conya’s and pick a load of manure. 2) Oh, shitty job.
1) Do the letters F O mean anything to you???
1) Hey boy I’m lookin for Sheriff Branford. 2) I AM Sheriff Branford. 1)Oh you sounded talla on radio.
1) I understand. But the fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. 2) The goddamn Germans got nothin to do with it!
1) It aint never been done before hot shit. 2) Watch your mouth little lady.
1) Now driving to Texarcana and back, that is no problem. 2) It hasnt been done before hot shit. 1) Watch your mouth little lady.
1) You want something Junior. 2) Hush puppies daddy.
1)Frog. 2) Why Frog? 3)Because…you’re kind of cute like a frog, and you’re always jumping around, and I’d like to jump you.
1)Hey! You can’t drive a forklift! 2)I can drive any forkin thing around!
1)Is she wearing a … wedding dress? 2)Well…she was. 1) What’s she wearin’ now, come back? 2) (laughs) 1)You got peanut butter or somthin; in your ears, or are you gonna tell me what that woman’s got on?! … her mind?
1)Is she wearing a weddding dress? 2)She was!
1)What’s she wearing now, come back? Hey, you got peanut
butter or something in your ears? Tell me what that woman’s got on!
Her mind? Ha, Ha, Ha, 10-4
1)Its me there after,they dont even know Cletus Snow exists.2)Oh they dont!Well we just goin have to introduce em to the boy,move over good buddy cause the Snow Man is coming through!
1. Bandit look at me when I’m talking to you. 2. I find it hard to look at you with those things in your hair Waynette, it’s like your listening to a radio station in Savannah.
110!! ARE WE GOING 110???? YES WE ARE….
1: My hat blew off, daddy.
2: I hope your goddamn head was in it.
1: Son, you’re looking at a legend.
2: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.
1: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
2: The goddamn Germans got nothin’ to do with it!
And don’t go home, and don’t go to eat, and don’t play with yourself. It wouldn’t look nice on my highway.
Apprehend that horse-ass for wreckless driving!
Bandit, Me and My Son Are Here
Bandit: Why do you want all that beer so bad?
Little Enos: Because he’s thirsty, dummy!
bank robbery! Bank robbery is baby shit compared to what this dudes doin! nearly killed 20 law officer, going through peoples yards, knocking down mail boxes! he got a girl in a car, thats a manhunt, and i dont think he got her permission so that kidnapping, hows that for highjinx!!
Banzai!!!
because he’s thirsty….dummy
Beuford T Justice (Lights his cigarette)…Hold up on that car wash gentleman!
Beuford T Justice…..ask the waitress, Where’s the can, I gotta take a squirt. Thank you nice lady!!. Nice ASS.
Beuford T Justice…..Breaker..Breaker to the Bandit!! Can ya hear me boy?
beuford t.:you want somthin?
jr.: Hush puppies daddy!
beuford t.: we got no time for dat crap!
breaker breaker to the bandit! this is the bandit what can i do for you? you got trouble comin, real trouble, come on!! well whats handle and a whats your twenty? My handle is smokey bear and im tail-grabbin your ass!! whats a texas county mountie doin in arkansol, i dont know, i dont i dont know!! well lets see what he’s got under the hood? bye bye baby!!
Buford T. Justice: She insulted my town, she insulted my son, she insulted my authority… and that’s nothing but pure and simple, old fashioned communism!
Daddy, the top came off.
Did you see that sheriff he went right through i’ll road block. Sheriff Bufford said, You son-bitchs could close and umbrella
Do the letters F.O. mean anyting to you?
Do you heaar that? That there is mister evel keneivel.
Does this thing move??? Oh yeah…. (burnout)…..
dont go home dont go to eat and dont play with yourselves it wouldnt look nice on my highway. you can think about it but doont do it
Duck, or you’ll be talkin’ out your ass.
excuse me sir, your ass is on fire. wont you be glad to get back to canada and stick it in the snow?
fred i hope we aint let bandit talk us into something were gonna be sorry for cause hes bot as crazy as u are ugly
gee daddy he sure had alotta friends. if theyd cremated the som bitch id be kickin mister bandits ass around the moon by now!!!
Get away from that before you get a herpes on ya!
Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I’m in a goddamn hurry.
Gimme a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.