Originally Posted by hrpiii
Oh, and I forgot to tell you guys I took down a C7 vette on Monday, with my '05 4x4 Tacoma. That's right, fear the Yota baby. Lady has probably traded it in by now she was so embarrassed.
As we turn into my neighborhood, there are two lanes that turn left. She had pulled up behind my truck at this light, and when the light turned green to turn left, she pulled out from behind me and got beside me at the next light. I was like, OMG, she did not just do that. Does she realize that I am in a stock, 11 year old, Tacoma with a V6 and all she has is this solid black, 2015 convertible vette. I was like phssssssss, she is nuts. All while my wife is just rolling her eyes. I was telling my wife, this lady is crazy, she hasn't a chance, not in my neighborhood bit@h. My wife was like, okay, but I think this one may take you. Oh hell no woman, not today, not in my truck, not when I'm feeling it.
Light turns green and I launch hard, the Toyota has excellent traction coming out of the hole. The front lifts a little and the rear chews into the asphalt. Those 4.10 gear are all over the launch. This lady, realizes she launches late and puts the gas to it. she cuts a horrible light. Too late for her, I am almost a full truck length ahead. I must say, I was impressed as she was gaining on me fast. But I wasn't backing down, not to some crappy jet black convertible '15 vette, oh hell no. Suck it woman, you picked the wrong vehicle to go against today.
Boom, there it was, her turn and I was there first. I wasn't sure if she meant to turn right, or she was just embarrassed and wanted to get out while she could. Either way, for that 100 yard race, I dominated. When home, had a beer and watched some manly sport like chainsaw fighting. That's right, till we meet again, I'll be ready.
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