*EDIT* - Now with my comments. I posted the original from my phone last night.
AFC:
East:
New England - Still the Patriots, like it or hate it
Miami - Will Tunsil be the steal of the draft or the biggest bust?
Buffalo - One day they might make the playoffs
New York - Who's the QB this year?
North:
Baltimore - Not the sexy pick, but they had a great draft. Ozzie Newsome always does
Pittsburgh - Can rebound with the right plan. Injuries can put them 5-11/6-10
Cincinnati - Nuclear meltdown is always lingering with this crew
Cleveland - Another 4th place finish
South:
Indianapolis - Luck finally got his center
Houston - Osweiler has A LOT to prove
Tennessee - Only place to go is up. Mariota looked better towards the end of 2015
Jacksonville - Best draft class in a decade according to Sporting News
West:
Denver - Still the best D in football
Kansas City - Have a WR and a plan. Can Andy Reid go the distance?
San Diego - No direction. LA's other team?
Oakland - Ditto
NFC:
East:
Dallas - Elliot is that good. Best O line in football
New York - An up year for Manning can land them the division
Washington - Wild Card possibilities
Philadelphia - No Chip Kelly, but now who is the QB? How about next week?
North:
Green Bay - Still have Aaron Rodgers. It's enough; for now
Chicago - 8-8 would be a reasonable goal
Minnesota - Poor kicker. They need home field
Detroit - Turning the page? Maybe time to burn the book?
South:
Carolina - Led by the most talented 8 year old on the planet
New Orleans - Does Brees have one more year in him?
Atlanta - Need consistency
Tampa Bay - Traded 2 picks for a kicker? Seriously?
West:
Seattle - Still the team to beat
Arizona - They are the next closest
San Francisco - Chip Kelly? Did SF management watch TV last year?
Los Angeles - Welcome back LA