I know dude, I am just playing around.
Broken ribs are nothing to sneeze at, literally.
I have had several broken ribs, and swimming must have sucked donkey d!ck.
What kind of donkey d!ck? Big, Hairy donkey d!ck.
But considering, the other alternatives in that situation: (cut to 46 seconds in)
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