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Originally Posted by Mutant Racer
Satan fears the Camaro.
Got bumped by a shark in Florida, broke 3 of my ribs, the swim back to shore sucked.  |
Let me make sure I understand you correctly.
You were swimming in the ocean.
That part of the ocean is known as the Shark Bit Capital of the World.
A shark came up to you.
He gave you a little nudge with his nose.
He did not bite, chomp, or otherwise swallow you whole.
You lived to tell the tale
You are now complaining about that?