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Wow!...car shed most impressive. Please keep us updated with pics.
First week of Feb., snow almost every day. So tired of road slush and the Camaro needs washing. Goes from serious sub-zero temps one day to just below freezing temps and snow the next day.
Thankfully this Friday I don't have classes so working from home. It is my birthday so I can stay home in tattered underwear, pay bills, smoke & and drink vodka for breakfast, and not attempt a smiley face. Do not celebrate my birthdays as this date only confirms I am one year closer to death. However, turning 64,...closer to using 'Senior Discounts' which is a plus. Back in the day was thrilled when I turned 21 and could go to clubs and drink. Today, thrilled I can get a senior discount at a few restaurants.
A friend sent me the below to help me celebrate my one year closer to death birthday:
Nine Thoughts to Ponder...Some also to Smile
Number 9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
And as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
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