[Manbearpig]

Originally Posted by Mutant Racer

Spartan I know exactly what you mean. Last group I was with I banged this dude's fiance, it wasn't my fault neither, this chick threw herself at me and even though she was a slob she still passed inspection so I granted her request and showed her why they call me Mutant. This woman was filthy too dude! I mean sluts are cool but this creature's depravity was truck stop dumpster low. She even kept the condom as a souvenir! I watched her put it in her pocket.

Anyway it was only a matter of time until her soon to be husband saw her bruises and I guess she can't lie very well so before long here comes the private messages, texts, and emails. I honestly tried to apologize but he didn't believe me. I don't know why.

The real crazy part is he still went ahead and married her. I suppose some people are like that Spartan, they seem to need conflict and be the victim.

That is a true story.

I'm cryin'.