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Originally Posted by Spartan01
Wow! that's Douchetastic
They need to do something... Like make everyone qualify every year, or better yet, do an analysis that cross references experience, platform, reflexes, overall douche rating.
Oh, you drive like a tard, are a selfish ass, have the reflexes of a ground sloth, and drive a ford? You are hereby remanded to take the bus for a period of no less than 10 years...
Oh, you are a good driver, have excellent reflexes, drive a Camaro, and are generally courteous to other drivers; here is your speed limit exemption.
See? Wouldn't that be awesome?
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I nominate Spartan01 for president. I would like to also propose some new rules: Priuses, CRVs, and PT Cruisers may never--- never, ever, EVER--- get into the left lane. Ever. No, seriously. They are remanded to the right lane, even the right shoulder, for some.
Any vehicle in the left lane--- regardless of speed--- who has (A) nobody in front of him, and (B) anybody behind them, is eligible for CTC (car to car) missile attack. Boom. Wreckage drifts to the side, problem solved. This would have a remarkable deterrent effect, so I don't think that more than a dozen cars ever would meet their demise in this fiery blaze of shame. The other pigheaded rolling road blockers would learn not to be pigheaded rolling road blockers.
Those who fail to pull into the middle of an intersection waiting to turn left on a green light, but instead choose to sit BEHIND the line, until the damn light cycles red again, and we're all still sitting there, are eligible for the "push" method of getting going. Multiple cycles of the light will make them eligible for the "ram" method.