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Wow! that's Douchetastic
They need to do something... Like make everyone qualify every year, or better yet, do an analysis that cross references experience, platform, reflexes, overall douche rating.
Oh, you drive like a tard, are a selfish ass, have the reflexes of a ground sloth, and drive a ford? You are hereby remanded to take the bus for a period of no less than 10 years...
Oh, you are a good driver, have excellent reflexes, drive a Camaro, and are generally courteous to other drivers; here is your speed limit exemption.
See? Wouldn't that be awesome?
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