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Old 10-24-2014, 11:27 AM   #50
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Originally Posted by Mutant Racer View Post
Take some notes fellas because here is something interesting....

A bite from the Wandering Spider has a somewhat strange side effect, if the victim is male, they pop a boner that does not go away until a powerful anti-venom has been administered. Scientists have been studying the Wandering Spider's venom as a possible cure for Erectile Dysfunction.

So for you older boys with a limpy this just might be the face that saves your sex life. Oh it also has the nickname "the banana spider!"


According to Joe Rogan, it redlines your dick. A super boner that you could slam a car door on, and then your dick is broken, FOREVER!
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