Take some notes fellas because here is something interesting....
A bite from the Wandering Spider has a somewhat strange side effect, if the victim is male, they pop a boner that does not go away until a powerful anti-venom has been administered. Scientists have been studying the Wandering Spider's venom as a possible cure for Erectile Dysfunction.
So for you older boys with a limpy this just might be the face that saves your sex life. Oh it also has the nickname "the banana spider!"