Ok, so after posting that, I closed the forum tab, and behind it was a google tab. I was trying to look for a screenshot reference translating good old fashioned menus as found in all previous versions of Microsoft Office to the godawful Ribbon bullshit in Office 2007. I guess I was still thinking about making fuel out of sewage, because when I saw this:
I read "
Customizing the 2007 Office Effluent Ribbon"...how appropriate.